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Princess Peach's diss track about Daisy, titled "Absolutely Ro-Jumpman-tic," failed to hit with her fans in the Mushroom Kingdom, who questioned why it took her a year and a half to respond to Daisy.

"Is it just that she saw Luigi score such a hit with his diss track about Wario?" asked Toadette?

People paid Taylor Swift to watch an ad for her album that they had already bought.

Taylor Swift is not the problem here.

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a hat that says " great again " Alt: GIF of Trump doing his characteristic dance that looks like he is jacking off two men to jizz on his fat orange face

Trump was giving them all handjobs.

In sum, the President is certainly entitled "a great level of deference," Newsom II, 141 F.4th at 1048, in his determination that he "is unable with the regular forces to execute the laws of the United States." 10 U.S.C. § 12406(3). But "a great level of deference" is not equivalent to ignoring the facts on the ground. As the Ninth Circuit articulated, courts must "review the President's determination to ensure that it reflects a colorable assessment of the facts and law PAGE 22 - OPINION AND ORDER Case 3:25-cv-01756-IM Document 56 Filed 10/04/25 Page 23 of 31 within a 'range of honest judgment.'" Id. at 1051 (quoting Sterling, 278 U.S. at 399). Here, this Court concludes that the President did not have a "colorable basis" to invoke § 12406(3) to federalize the National Guard because the situation on the ground belied an inability of federal law enforcement officers to execute federal law. Id. at 1051-52. The President's determination was simply untethered to the facts. c. Whether there is a Rebellion or Danger of Rebellion Defendants also aroue that the Sentember 28 2025 federalization order is authorized

If a federal judge, appointed by Trump, can call him “simply untethered to facts,” our White House press corps can as well.

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@govpritzker.illinois.gov Aren't the IL state police under your authority?

Is this what you want them to be doing?

At some point, either local law enforcement is gonna have to arrest ICE agents or all the bluster in the world won’t matter.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov

37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois.

This is assault.

Ian would love for someone to care enough about his existence enough to stalk him.

At top, an image from Monty Python And The Holy Grail from the witch-burning scene in which Sir Bedivere asks the crowd "And what do you burn, apart from witches?" At bottom, an image of Travis Kelce looking concerned, as his fiance Taylor Swift compares his penis to a piece of wood in a song from her new album.

Does his penis float in water, Taylor? Does it weigh the same as a duck?
#TaylorSwift #TravisKelce #LifeOfAShowgirl #Wood

They Radicalized Themselves And we can pinpoint when it happened.

All Trump loyalists get a libidinal thrill watching him piss on the Constitution, but I wrote about the subset who feel exposed by their obvious hypocrisy, and so pretend it's all a regrettable consequence of Barack Obama radicalizing them. www.offmessage.net/p/they-radic...

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@govpritzker.illinois.gov - Simple questions:

1. Is ISP participating in the 287(g) program under the task force model?

2. If so, why haven't you cancelled this participation and prohibited ISP from offering freelance services to ICE, at least in ISP gear?

Photo of one of the greatest accounts receivable gangster and columnist at The Onion, Herbert Kornfeld. RIP, H-Dog.

“Aw yeah, y’all know how we do it. Bitchez best fo-get that punk-ass, no-workin’ weekend shit an’ be down wit’ tha hardcore officin’, or y’all gonna have tha H-Dog up in yo’ shit. Word dat.”

Screengrab of a bar chart from a survey by Harris and Axios titled how Americans say grocery costs compare to a year ago. Survey participants identified as Democrats and Independents largely agree that groceries are harder to afford or about the same, with 50 percent of Democrats and 54 percent of Independents saying harder and 31 percent of Democrats and 33 percent of Independents saying about the same. Republicans, in contrast, appear to be denying reality, with only 34 percent saying harder and 28 percent saying easier to afford.

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Something about a box, a sparrow, and a curtain rod

Screenshot of Big Bumpin' video game, an overhead of bumper cars on a track

Screenshot from PocketBike Racer, showing an over the shoulder view of Burger King on his ride on the street in a three-dimensional neighborhood

Screenshot from Sneak King of a sneaking creepy Burger King

Big Bumpin' was probably the standout title of the BK game trilogy, which isn't saying much. Together, Sneak King, Big Bumpin', and PocketBike Racer reportedly contributed to a 40% increase in quarterly sales.

The story goes that the BK marketer on the Subservient Chicken campaign went to the onanistic Cannes Awards to accept an award for the campaign. While there, they connected with a Microsoft rep who pitched the idea of videogame tie-ins, including Sneak King, which supposedly led to a quarterly gain.

Screenshot of the Sneak King video game, showing the Burger King creepy King mascot sneaking

I don't know whether it was a good thing or not, but the self-serving efforts of Crispin Porter + Bogusky on the BK account did lead to one bizarre effort that supposedly generated a sales boost, albeit not directly a result of the agency: the Sneak King video game.

Burger King lost market share in that period because its food sucked. The only reason to go there was for the variation Whoppers, which could be good (eg, Angry Whopper).

Generally, though, Crispin Porter + Bogusky did bad by them. Subservient Chicken was made for agency awards, not sales.

Photo of Ted Cruz altered to have him wearing a Canadian Mountie hat and a Calgary Flames hockey jersey from the town of his birth, eh. Out of frame are a box of Timbits.

Ted Cruz is a fucking hoser.

Photo of Ted Cruz altered to have him wearing a Canadian Mountie hat and a Calgary Flames hockey jersey from the town of his birth, eh. Out of frame are a box of Timbits.

Ted Cruz is a fucking hoser.

Look, everything about this is embarrassing and horrible, but I’d like to zero in on him proudly and loudly trumpeting PROJECT 2025. Every member of the media who willingly snowed themselves when he said he knew nothing about it should be embarrassed to be seen in public ever again.

Stale cum sock

We liked to believe that the period of America from the mid-1960s was representative of real and lasting change, of true progress toward the aspirations of a more just society for all.

Maybe it was just a hiccup. It was an aberration in the history of a very unjust and unequal society.

"May?"

What the fuck is wrong with your editors?

Experts now rate the U.S. as a "mixed" or "illiberal" democracy Experts say political violence, Trump's attacks against non-partisan agencies and institutions, and partisan gerrymandering are their top concerns

A new report from Bright Line Watch finds experts now rate the U.S. as a "mixed" or "illiberal" democracy. The rating is dragged down by Trump's attacks on institutions, a weak legislature, political violence, and partisan gerrymandering www.gelliottmorris.com/p/experts-no...

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Call his bluff.