Ronjon Jones

Tiltawhirl headscissors in figure skating is crazy

Real participation prize of a degree for me on that. I don’t trust anyone who ever told me my work on that was any good.

It is so funny that I have a philosophy degree because I couldn’t tell you a god damned thing about anything except negative existentialism, and even that, I’m pretty rusty. There’s an approximately 10,000 word essay on it by me out there that got printed somewhere, and I bet it sucks ass.

I guess you could say they held KD accountable on film and he looked at them funny.

All Star Saturday was so bad they guilted the players into trying in the game.

Prime Minister Diddy Kong

Triple debut at the end of Revolution with a returning Adam Cole (w/ Kyle), David Finley, and AJ Styles, announcing a fully united Bullet Club in AEW, complete with Gallows and Anderson. They will paint a beard of Nick Wayne and call him Devitt.

I mean, I could complain but I was raised to count my blessings and eat the shittiest hot dogs imaginable.

If he was playing with my money it'd be a backyard indy with the wrestlers getting paid with a hot dog and a handshake, with me as the ref and my brother hitting a pot with a hammer to simulate a bell ringing. It won't be good hot dogs, either. Bar S at a max. Oscar Meyer if I'm feeling generous.

I don’t think they’re better than Megabad or Harley and Willow but yeah, they’re really not terrible in ring. What they lack in ability they make up for in chemistry, which sounds like an insult but I swear it’s not.

They’re not as bad in-ring as people here expect. They were fine-to-solid pre-TNA, so I’m willing to blame bad booking. They are both very funny, and will fit in with the Conglomeration/Outrunners side of AEW really well.

Avoiding copyright infringement as far as I can tell.

Have you listened to If Books Could Kill? I feel like half of these have been covered there.

Fletcher/Briscoe is my personal Okada/Omega. These dudes tear the house down every time they wrestle. #AEW

Yoshihiko vs MJF for the title needs to happen now.

Oh my fucking god this is why lawn darts are banned in the US #AEW

AEW needs to do a full comedy wrestling show. Make it once annual. I mean, Orange Cassidy, Toni and Marina get it, but Mox, Okada, the Bucks, Evil Uno, etc, it’s a huge roster of talented comedy wrestlers.

Is it just me or does Wheeler kinda look like Trent without his hair #AEW

Yuta is gonna look like a young lion with a bald head lmao #AEW

That might’ve been a match of the year candidate?! #AEW

Orange Cassidy should’ve challenged Claudio to a hair vs hair match #AEW

Granted but it’s just a new Creed song every PPV

Hell yeah. Speed rules. #AEW

Was that an inverted Spanish fly?! #AEW

AEW has so many giant women and that’s why this company is my favorite

Oh hey John Oliver is back tomorrow night? Guess I’ll be staying up late.

Megan’s full send on that dive ruled. She’s a special talent. #AEW

That backpack senton had to have sucked to take #AEW

That sequence into a single leg crab was awesome #AEW

I always thought wrestling should have specific cities/arenas having quirks like baseball does, or like basketball used to.