Tristan Johnson (Taylor's Version)

That was fast

Yeah I'm pumped for it

Planning a trip and was surprised to buy sheer coincidence gonna have one of my life goals of being in Mexico for Dia de los muertos.

Looking forward to the new head of the bureau of labor statistics Asmongold

BREAKING: lol

can’t wait for the NYT write off: “In mayoral race led by Mamdani, corruption persists”

Actually I think you have be dead a minimum of 20 years to make it in democratic politics

One prediction I have before this is over is Trump is gonna legalize drunk driving

I mean some people are just good at multitasking

They just like punching left no matter the reason

I'm sort of fascinated by this idea Democrats have where they get indignant at the idea of campaigning for something that people want.

This ain't it

A new dlc just dropped. They doing bats now

I have an Against the Storm hyperfocus right now

Bill Burr Says ‘CNN and Fox News Are a F—ing Disease,’ Fires Back at ‘Horrible’ Conservatives Bashing Him as ‘Woke’: ‘They’re Racists’ and ‘Cowards’ Bill Burr says the conservatives calling him "woke" are "racists" and "cowards."

You don't need a Joe Rogan for the left. What we all need to do is take Bill Burr's lead. Every time a Republican goes after him, he doesn't debate him. He just insults them and tells them to go fuck themselves. We don't need one person to do this. We should all just do this.

In some ways, I never left Pokemon: The First Movie.

America is really going to have the mother of all brain drains. At this point Harvard will be on par with DeVry by next year.

Someone already has to be saying that the earthquake was done by the lizards or the Jews or Joe Biden or something to make trump look bad for when he inevitably fucks up the response to this right?

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

Imagine if Trudeau does a reverse zelenskyy

Great now Orlando Bloom is going to date Sophie Gregoire and become prime minister

My arrakis, my dune

We are going to see a major American newspaper publish an "actually it's ephebophilia" article before this is all over.

The right wing 'thinking everyone you don't like is a pedophile, to denying that Trump is a pedophile, to pedophilia is good actually' pipeline

Competition to be the most jacked up person in the renal failure ward.

We're totally gonna have a wave of guys who took their health advice from roided out social media influencers on dialysis because they are eating way too much protein.

It is pretty noticeable that even as mainstream opinion on Israel and Gaza finally shifts, you don’t hear the Responsible Adults apologizing for punishing all the college kids protesting the atrocities. Quite the opposite in fact!

I'd say higher on average. I feel like bobs is always going to be decent, but Simpsons had some real high highs back in it's day

it's the idea that they're somehow more mature because they can bypass genocide in their heads in favor of "the long term" (which is just them doing exactly what Trump is doing but on a longer timeline and pretending it's liberal)