Only @herring1967.bsky.social gets away with that one unfortunately, and only for a short time

What the fuck is your building made out of?

How do you renew your VED?

Is your name Eileen?

But her name's Ellen

Roddy McKenzie was unreal that day, and there couldn't have been a better player than Lloyd Haddow to score the winning penalty

What song?

If you reckon you could take them in a fight, there's no way you're doing this to a stabby looking teen

Guy was guilty before we'd even seen his face, absolute farce

Sat on a jury once, not for long, guy ended up pleading guilty to a reduced charge after about 30 minutes, so once the jury had been sworn in and given the details of the case but before a single shred of evidence had been produced, all the wee busybodies on the jury had the case sewn up

But rightfully diagnosed as a cunt

Posted by a burglar

I shake my head in disagreement with this as "that's the way it is" by Daniel Lanois plays in the background, a single tear runs down my cheek

Went to shit when they got rid of the forums

Is there more risk of a fire at night?

There's an Instagram account called scenic pisses, would be right up your street

Jilly Copper was good, but it was no Juliet Bravo

24 needless words in the middle there

The hi viz evidence marker tags were a good touch

If she doesn't know, that's a bit rapey and they should not have posted this fess

Not as shameful as vaping though

Mother Theresa was a twisted horrible piece of shit, so an Audi would be perfect for her

*Stansted

Unusual to get good news on fesshole, I'm glad your bunnies came back

Shit on it!

Just the first sentence was enough

Nah that's easy, cow shit all day long, they're not fed people by gangsters

Like vegan pets, it's very rarely the one on the receiving end making the decision

Nonsense, it'll sweep the board at the Oscars