Karen Mascher-Mace

You and you alone get to choose: Who is it?

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We must now start calling this what it is: Trump’s Invasion. It started with federal agents, it will soon include deploying federalized members of the Illinois National Guard against our wishes, and it will now involve sending in another state’s military troops.

Kavanaugh fracture?

Everyone is saying it.

unjust enrich chewy chocolatey mint

Is the vat in the room with you now?

There's a difference, but he said deeply dumb things always. The difference might be even less discipline -- I'll grant that.

Decline? Maybe he delivered it better, but he always said crazy stuff. Just unfathomable.

If there's ever a "Have you no decency" moment with this guy, it will be related to unmitigated, obvious, and proud ignorance.

don't worry, explaining them in great detail makes them funnier

shoulda built more than one road

Congrats/Condolences.

They're lucky to have parents like you two in their corner :)

Crimea for Moscow, one would assume

Attach to the underbelly of the much larger (1000x), but identically shaped, carrier/mothership, *obviously*

but I've already *done* all those today

fine

*waters the stupid plants*

It's such a surefire hit in any reality that it features prominently in the most acclaimed science fiction film of the last decade. (Hot Tub Time Machine 2)

Well then! Thank goodness! We're in the clear!

Must just be some misunderstanding.

Fred Rodgers looking out a window. Which is a real photo. But he looks a lot like that "sickos" meme where a cartoon man staring out a window is saying "ha ha ha... YES!" so like, somebody added that speech bubble to this photo as well. Thusly, the joke has been explained. It was mid to start with, folks. I don't know what more you want.

yes

Joni Ernst checked it out & said she's ok with it. I'm sure it's fine.

...going to be a long list

Senator LBJ explains something patiently to VP Nixon. Whatever it is, it's probably crude.

Well, now I'm just looking back and forth at the similarities between each hallucination.

Is there data on how much would-be-voters care about the rule of law?

I presume the Epstn child sex trafficking coverup is a more tangible and potent example with voters, but the broadness & completeness of the defiance may land as well?

spoiler alert, sheesh

(butreallythough, welldone, what a conclusion)

this train is approaching, fast, and governments might want to make some decisions ahead of time

in but a blink, augments will be among us

i would submit that incoherent screaming and existential dread are valid expressions of the solution space, here

Pushing our hemisphere into the Chinese sphere.

s p e c t a c u l a r

Nah, just the base upon which the new statue stands atop

Accelerating the solidification and global entrenchment of an alternative system of economics. Just great.

None of this was necessary.

to the dark web we go

hooraaay