Ser Terd Furgeson

Brett Meiselas on MTG: The craziest thing is it's not like she even said anything bad about Trump. Nor did she even suggest he was involved with Jeffrey Epstein. All she said was that the people deserve the Epstein files — and he lost his mind. That’s the definition of “a hit dog will holler.”

MAGA hypocrisy

Exactly

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

We are very far off the cliff here folks. 🇺🇸

holy shit this is a helluva ad from the Democrat running against Joni Ernst in Iowa. worth every second

An ICE protesting idea:

Dressing up as US WW2 allied soldiers. Show up as those who came before and fought against fascism, Nazis, and their Gestapo. Those soldiers rallying against overweight, plain clothed, masked, vest wearing ICE "agents" would be a powerful, impactful, statement and display.

The most interesting thing about the EU “deal” is that the US president, a 34X felon who was found guilty of sexual abuse, is trying to cover his other wrongdoings by pardoning a convicted sex offender and child sex trafficker.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT was released 35 years ago today. A groundbreaking blend of live action and animation, and one of the most popular films of director Robert Zemeckis, the behind the scenes story isn’t bad, it’s just drawn that way…

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GHOSTBUSTERS was released 41 years ago today. A 1980s comedy classic and one of the most popular of Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray, the making of story is as huge as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man…

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Jack White for the win 🔥

ALIEN was released 46 years ago today. One of the definitive science fiction/horror movies, and among Ridley Scott’s best, the behind-the-scenes story is like the perfect organism…

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STAR WARS was released 47 years ago today. Hollywood’s biggest movie phenomenon, and the film that launched the career of star Harrison Ford, the behind the scenes story is as spectacular as blowing up the Death Star…

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YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke There's a Horse In The Hospital | John Mulaney | Netflix Is A Joke

John Mulaney on @Netflix
“There’s a Horse in the Hospital”

My sister, who owns horses, peed her pants when she saw this.

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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison WASHINGTON—Vowing to restore and revitalize the facilities as a symbol of law, order, and justice, President Donald Trump ordered the U.S. government Monday to reopen Joann Fabrics and Crafts stores as federal prisons. “I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote […]

Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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Reminder: if you encounter anyone wearing MAGA/Trump gear who is panic stockpiling at Costco this weekend it is perfectly legal for you to call them a fucking idiot at the top of your lungs.

I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.

I'll be out at a protest near me tomorrow protesting against U.S. executive overreach specifically and kings in general. Hope you will be too. Stay Safe!

In his Coachella debut @alyankovic.bsky.social joined Yo Gabba Gabba! alongside Thundercat, Paul Williams, DJ Lance Rock, Portugal. The Man, and a menagerie of puppety oddballs including H.R. Pufnstuf, Bailey the Lion, Domo, Cheer Bear, Duo, and Billy Bob Brockali.

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Dayum!

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut man

There are so many options. But this one is mine. RIP to a legend.

HIGH FIDELITY was released 25 years ago today. One of the most successful adaptations of a nick Hornby novel, and as popular with music lovers as movie fans, the behind-the-scenes tale has to be in the Top 5 making of stories…

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Holy fuck the cover of upcoming edition of The New Yorker

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

How I imagine every meeting is going on behind the scenes at the White House.

It’s good to hear from you @dancarlin.bsky.social I just hope more people take your message to heart