Donkey Haux T.

They may take our freedom, but they can never take our foreskin!

A repressive government doing a lot of horrible, horrible things, you say? Sounds familiar.

Better cameltoe than a pair of lululemons.

These people are impossibly stupid and the country becomes more of a laughings stock every day they are in charge.

“Compelling proof” is quite a phrase.

About as unusual as the Pope being an American I would imagine?

I love how Schumer can drop one f bomb and everyone on the left is celebrating like their team just won World Series game 7.

“Hey Siri, was Hal a hero or a villain?”

In her defence, being an effective opportunist is probably the number one quality a person can have in this climate.

YouTube video by francisandthelights Francis and the Lights - Friends ft. Bon Iver and Kanye West

I am almost positive that this is the best thing Kanye West has ever been a part of.

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But to what end? Just to distract from stealing the country's money and not spend his remaining years in prison? Actually does make sense now that I write that.

Nothing seems more 2025 than a potential civil war and ultra high-end strollers getting nearly equal billing on the NYT landing page.

The right on BlueSky, if there was one: “We need a waffles for the right.”

With each day that passes, Alex Garland’s Civil War looks more and more prescient.

Rhamondrop Stevensball?

Someone get this cat a Beijing bikini.

And only men are allowed in. Men with balls.

Aka Thailand

No it’s supposed to be belt to knees.

If there’s one thing baseball hates, it’s innovation and technology.

I think my only problem with the movie is it felt like he had to cut a lot just to get it under 3 hours. There were a couple other gaps that felt…odd.

Great performances but it felt like something was missing. I’d have rather it gone 3+ I think because the 2:48 or whatever it is flew by.

The great irony here is that this despicable clown character only exists because Americans were bored of peace.

Seems like a significant step towards complete control over what people are allowed to say in public. Not difficult to imagine mass arrests at protests in the near future.

Federal Agents Amass in Portland, Local Officials Say President Donald Trump has dispatched federal agents to Portland, local elected officials said in a hastily scheduled press conference on Friday night

Little do the National Guard know that once dispatched to the PNW their singular duty will be to rake leaves.

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Trump Orders Unsealing of All Files on Amelia Earhart and Her Disappearance

Ah, you want to know more about Epstein? Well here’s everything we have on Amelia Earhart. We good?

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I’m trying to imagine a scenario in which I’d be on a date and also feel comfortable talking about Thomas Pynchon and I can’t quite get there.

Beautiful shots 👌🏻

Inasmuch as clickbait thumbnails/titles can even further cheapen a product made by “independent” media guys who got famous via Diddy.

I’m sure these guys are doing fine work but these YouTube video titles and thumbnails are comically stupid. Is this really the way to capture attention?

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