Misha

Lmao right. Banjo even pulls the fuzz off of tennis balls bc he learned it from the dachshund 🤦‍♀️

Right right I get you!

BODIES. How wild (and annoying, to not have that cue and drive to consume food)

murder murder murder murder

BITE KILL TEAR EVISCERATE BITE BITE BITE

Cracking the fuck up over this picture the dog sitter sent. If I can't be at home with them, at least a nice lady will visit them and send me goofy pics 💜

YAY. I fucking love a good plush recliner.

I had that on a rental a few years ago and haaaaaated it, it's terrible

Sure, tho not for that root cause -- sometimes I have X minutes before neutral inappetance turns into gagging repulsion, even when I'm hungry. It seems to me that anyone who is making themselves eat bc It's That Time might go fast to get the task done and over with

I was reading a post on Tumblr this week from an Alaskan complaining about hypothermia in fic and did you know you can get hypothermic in temps as warm as 60°? Or more, if you're wet/it's windy. Anything cooler than body temp & you don't have food to fuel your body.

People are so so dumb

Oh wow I'm impressed

Ate shit in rocky dirt while stepping over the barricade bc Winnie the donkey was picking a fight with Banjo the dog and I lost track of where my foot was 🤦‍♀️ my back is pisseddddd

(But I didn't let go of the gate or let the dogs in the field!!!)

Ahh yes, the annual first cold snap event: "I Forgot the Barn is on a Windy Hill So I'm Feeding Wrapped Up in a Horse Blanket Bc the Wind Chill is 10° Less Here"

Oh noooo 💜💜

Ahaha similar 💜💜 most of my stuff is something I bought for a specific project or something I borrowed from Mom and never gave back

Ahh the yarn crafter curse :')

The soundscape in my home right now (TV muted), terrible 😂

I don't have a regimen (sorry) but this did remind me I need to get the urea cream my derm suggested out of the mailbox

SO HARD. I'm always astounded watching the sheep, you can hear their skulls cracking together and they're like "lol! Again!"

At least he didn't give me a black eye when his panicked anti bath flailing punched me in the eye on Sunday? 😅

Crolll oh no that definitely sounds like a hairline fracture 😅💜

I don't think it's a visible bruise but I have a tender spot on my cheekbone where I bent down at the same time Chester was jumping on my bed and the top of his skull hit my cheekbone at full force 💀

WHEW

YOU STILL HAVE BONES, THEY JUST AREN'T WELL ATTACHED

unlike this cat (who is young, healthy, and happy and miraculously owned by someone with enough money to take top notch care of her, so it's ok to laugh at her nickname of Mayhem No Bones Jones)

If just bc that's very poor technique

Bb how long has your foot been hurting and you didn't ask for an X-ray

Clan of the cave bear is not a scientific work, random website

Do it in his office (💜💜💜)

YouTube video by Mythical Kitchen The Surprising History Of Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers

The CEO/founder of Raising Cane's came on Mythical Kitchen and his story is FASCINATING. (Bonus: the most Cajun name I've ever heard lol) youtu.be/7PR8bvV5YUw

Pitbulls don't know what personal space means

(I did not realize his feet were THAT muddy when he got in bed lmao)