Matt Smith

I wish I still drank Starbucks, so I could not drink Starbucks

It's fitting to learn that Dick Cheney died by seeing memes clowning on him while I was sitting on the toilet

Imagine getting so upset in 300 characters that you threaten someone with death...

The markets have already moved on... anyone (ie China) who takes the time and effort to set up a different supplier isn't going to return to the problematic one... especially if they're less than 4 years from losing their mind at any given point

The markets aren't coming back. The markets will go with stability. Even regime change won't bring them back at this point because the US has shown itself to forever be less than 4 years away from losing its marbles at any given point

Big ups to Disney for running Star Wars and Marvel into the ground so canceling that service didn't really hurt

loving this spat of Right on Right crime

it has layers. Like a bigot onion

a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers ALT: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers

yes, but...

As it stands now, Tyler Robinson's life will never be the one he dreamed about and worked so hard to achieve. That is a steep price to pay for 1 second of action out of his 20 plus years of life

"Political disagreement" is doing some heavy lifting here

Wonder if Trump is going to send the marines into the lawless dystopia that is Utah and allow them to profile white dudes...

Mine died when I was away for a weekend and I came home and thought my cat died

And now the US has moved on to extracting wealth from its own citizens. Fun times!

That's because a lot of Europe has viable public transit, you bag of hair

sorta want to order one of those "What's right is right and what's wrong is wrong no matter who you are - Buford Pusser" coffee mugs they're selling

Happy "Seltzer gets warm before it goes flat" weather to all who celebrate

Yeah, don't. Lawyer every time. They will fuck you otherwise

Love your life so people mourn you like Ozzy and not like Hulk Hogan

Instead of the comparatively playful "Alligator Alcatraz" I think "Everglade Abu Ghraib" probably gets the point across better about what's going on there.

Unfortunately chud ghouls would probably appropriate that as a positive nickname as well

I'd pin prick me. I'd pin prick me so hard

Oh, cool. Everything's fixed now

Same reason Robert Moses designed the tunnels out to the nice beaches in NYC to be too small for busses to pass... to keep those spaces exclusive to those of means

The worst part of this is we may actually be in a better position if this chucklefuck had been elected

did he steal Lurch's jacket? Whoever established those elbow creases has like an 8" longer wingspan than this weirdo

You're not my dad

Are you there God, it's me, Margaret

Real talk: just erase those fireworks videos you took yesterday. You still haven't watched the ones you filmed last year

pretty chill that I came into this thread blind, read "kids shot to death in schools" and immediately knew it was about the USA