horrorcore understander

One cat on my lap, another peeks out from across the room in a cat tree. To the left of the cat tree is a shelf with DVDs on it. Between and under the two is a portable CD player and stereo

happiness is two cats and a sick ass physical media collection

so true I was literally just saying this

Your outie is Red Hulk

KEVIN DAVE FIRED FROM SPD FUCK YOU KILLER KEVIN LITERALLY EAT YOUR OWN SHIT FOREVER

guy who mistakes the Hellraiser box for a fidget cube

is it like a micro aggression against Italian people to say that I can’t think of a single funnier name that this guy coulda had

Stuffing with fried cheese curds and gravy on top of it

Stuffing poutine remains undefeated

I started Damages today and I’d straight up never heard of this banger of a legal thriller despite the crazy cast and the fact that it’s less than 2 decades old

it’s crazy how much amazing prestige tv that’s more than 10-15 years old just doesn’t get talked about. what do you mean nobody I know has watched Oz

imagine how fucked up it would be if u were wandering through a dark forest at night and u heard a clown horn honking…rly makes u think.

Poster for Killjoy 2, depicting the titular evil clown demon Killjoy who has sharp teeth and a red dot on his nose. He’s making some kind of face but it’s not one I know any words for. The tagline reads, “He’s back…for seconds”.

watched Killjoy 2 last night. it had a budget of $30,000 and despite a sound guy being listed in the credits, I think they didn’t really have one, they just put mics on the actors and called it a day. truly absurd movie experience.

apparently a lotta people like Ellis’s run of The Authority but I read the first book and it was so fucking dumb. I think my favorite part was colonialist rape-Thanos calling Midnighter “white boy”

I hop back on here just to see what’s going on and it’s the most insane discourse I’ve ever seen y’all are on some next level shit here I honestly gotta respect it

Twitter just locked my account for telling someone who claimed Muslims were all terrorists to fuck themselves with a rusty hammer

Someone wearing a purple robe and wizard hat but the wizard hat covers their whole head and there’s a wizard face in the middle of their torso with a big beard

I don’t think we talk enough about how fucking funny wizards are

Listening to Necro and Dr. Octagon on mushrooms like 5 years ago absolutely did something to my brain and then visiting a clown dimension a couple years later cemented it further

I’m sbeepy and I rly like listening to music about murdder why isn’t everyone always listening to shit about killing shit and doin drugs n worshipping various deities like that is clearly what’s fuckin up

Call me evil Spider-Man the way I’m not a good parker

I’m so grateful for clowns and clown related activities and the various clown posses

explaining pussy to an American: “imagine a burger…”

Blurry sushi on the floor of the Safeway

Some fool dropped their sushi in the Safeway

I wonder if a gremlin could grow up to be a wizard someday

My favorite part of being autistic is that I have a functionally infinite supply of memories where I inadvertently made people extremely uncomfortable, or misunderstood others attempting to make genuine human connection and just kind of ignored them

love how, when ur sick n feeble, jackin off becomes one of ur only joys left. but sometimes when ur sick n feeble u Jack off n then straight up.can’t move for 10 minutes cuz ur so exhausted. good stuff -> 👍🏻

Who wouldn’t?