Sally

And Just William! Half the time he's trying to help, he just gets it wrong.

You can write good comedy about nice people but you can also (still!) write comedy about crappy people if you do it well. Look at Always Sunny or Hacks or Bojack Horseman.

The Curtis and Endo banners are my favourites

No-one is claiming this is a nail-biting title race. But teams have won the league at a canter before and it's been presented as proof of that team's quality and not as a failing of the League or evidence of a "drab" season. Why is it different when it's us?

I got my laptop fixed so I'm baaaaaack

The Real players are such bellends. Incredibly unlikable bunch.

Siya Kolisi at Anfield 💚🤍

And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'

I know I’m very lucky and I definitely don’t take it for granted.

I will still be singing my lyrics to the Match of the Day theme tune though, which my Dad does NOT love.

Football is the best isn’t it. Momentum is king!!

CAHM ON VILLA

There’s way too many variables to say that with any certainty.

Also PSG are excellent.

You could hear it during penalties as well! No idea how they got that into Anfield when I have to take my tiniest handbag.

Seeing him on Friday. I promise I will!

Good morning fellow socialists. Nothing else will do than a Hillsborough law in FULL.

Remembering the 97.

You’ll never walk alone

#HillsboroughLawNow
#JFT97

I see it!

At this point I think it’s a deliberate choice from Slot to conserve energy and minimise the risk of injuries. Whilst it doesn’t make for thrilling viewing, it does work!

I love how happy Mo is that Virg is staying.

Virgil sweetly refusing to answer questions about his contract is one of the most charming things I’ve ever seen.

I’m glad someone else sees it too

🫣

What is the tune??

A simpler and more heavily accessorised time

Thank you! A man of culture!

Conor Bradley with a beard btw 👀

The reason Sky are salty is because we've ruined their run in views, they wanted it to be close, but the last few weeks are looking more and more likely to be a procession of guard of honours for us, fans of other teams are not going to be arsed to watch, so now we are painted as the bad guys.

(No-one on Twitter got this reference but I’m sure bsky’s more sophisticated crowd will.)

!!!