in times of great stress it's so important to ignore everything and rearrange all your furniture
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in times of great stress it's so important to ignore everything and rearrange all your furniture
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13.07.2025 21:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why did we even bother to keep making movies after RRR
04.06.2025 15:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jeff Probst counting votes
If anyone has a hidden Rosary and would like to use it, now is the time
08.05.2025 16:26 β π 170 π 34 π¬ 4 π 0I don't want to go to work I want to get a little stoned and needlessly develop a new, different filing system for my hard drive movie collection
08.05.2025 07:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sam Rockwell is the best actor in the world at being "a guy". If you're making a movie and you need someone to come in, be a guy, and nail it? Look no further than mr. Sam Rockwell, baby.
18.03.2025 01:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The funniest thing about the Conjuring movies is that catholicism is straight-up real and humanity's first defense against evil
07.03.2025 06:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not to be dramatic but I feel like all my problems will be over as soon as we get Simpsons Hit and Run + Need For Speed Underground 2 remasters.
07.03.2025 04:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't believe Ghostface has an Oscar now
03.03.2025 14:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI wonβt be egregiousβ mate youβre Adrian Brody
03.03.2025 03:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think as a culture we should still be talking about the Adele Dazeem thingβ¦ so much
03.03.2025 00:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Adding my voice to the chorus saying you're gonna want to watch tonight's Severance as soon as possible. Beautiful and mad. breaks the series wide open and goes places I thought it would take multiple more seasons to get to
27.02.2025 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's a current world shortage of eccentric pervert filmmakers and it's harming society
15.02.2025 19:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0switching wikipedia to dark mode has opened up so many new opportunities for my dogshit sleep schedule
12.02.2025 04:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Best thing about living in cobble hill is you sometimes hear a really good boat honk from the east river. To that point, there was a really good boat honk just now
09.02.2025 20:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This fucking SHOW and this fuckin ACTING in its unspoken moments, man.
31.01.2025 13:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Went quiet at lunch bc I was thinking about how mary and marv are nearly the same name
23.12.2024 19:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you should be paying ME to read my aura!!!!!!!
19.09.2023 04:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oppenheimer would have fuckin crushed a youtube apology vid
28.07.2023 01:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dave bautista should have been a Ken in BARBIE. This is the first and last strong opinion I will ever have.
26.07.2023 03:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oppenheimer is an urgent, horrifying, heartrending movie about becoming middle management.
25.07.2023 00:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are anvils real anymore or just in cartoons. Where can I go to see one
21.07.2023 02:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0holding a paper cup of water in my shaking hand with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders after remembering Eva Green was 26 in Casino Royale
18.07.2023 02:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0is everyone being normal about Barbie here or does the twitter math carry over
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