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I dont like this any more than you do. Writer in AV Club, NY Times, GQ, ClickHole, CollegeHumor, others. Nice to meet u.

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Living with a cat update: I’ve started calling out “if you’re in here I surrender” every time I enter a room

13.07.2025 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

why did we even bother to keep making movies after RRR

04.06.2025 15:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If anyone has a hidden Rosary and would like to use it, now is the time

08.05.2025 16:26 — 👍 170    🔁 34    💬 4    📌 0

I don't want to go to work I want to get a little stoned and needlessly develop a new, different filing system for my hard drive movie collection

08.05.2025 07:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sam Rockwell is the best actor in the world at being "a guy". If you're making a movie and you need someone to come in, be a guy, and nail it? Look no further than mr. Sam Rockwell, baby.

18.03.2025 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The funniest thing about the Conjuring movies is that catholicism is straight-up real and humanity's first defense against evil

07.03.2025 06:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to be dramatic but I feel like all my problems will be over as soon as we get Simpsons Hit and Run + Need For Speed Underground 2 remasters.

07.03.2025 04:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't believe Ghostface has an Oscar now

03.03.2025 14:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I won’t be egregious” mate you’re Adrian Brody

03.03.2025 03:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think as a culture we should still be talking about the Adele Dazeem thing… so much

03.03.2025 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Adding my voice to the chorus saying you're gonna want to watch tonight's Severance as soon as possible. Beautiful and mad. breaks the series wide open and goes places I thought it would take multiple more seasons to get to

27.02.2025 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's a current world shortage of eccentric pervert filmmakers and it's harming society

15.02.2025 19:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

switching wikipedia to dark mode has opened up so many new opportunities for my dogshit sleep schedule

12.02.2025 04:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best thing about living in cobble hill is you sometimes hear a really good boat honk from the east river. To that point, there was a really good boat honk just now

09.02.2025 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This fucking SHOW and this fuckin ACTING in its unspoken moments, man.

31.01.2025 13:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Went quiet at lunch bc I was thinking about how mary and marv are nearly the same name

23.12.2024 19:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you should be paying ME to read my aura!!!!!!!

19.09.2023 04:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oppenheimer would have fuckin crushed a youtube apology vid

28.07.2023 01:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dave bautista should have been a Ken in BARBIE. This is the first and last strong opinion I will ever have.

26.07.2023 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oppenheimer is an urgent, horrifying, heartrending movie about becoming middle management.

25.07.2023 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are anvils real anymore or just in cartoons. Where can I go to see one

21.07.2023 02:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

holding a paper cup of water in my shaking hand with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders after remembering Eva Green was 26 in Casino Royale

18.07.2023 02:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

is everyone being normal about Barbie here or does the twitter math carry over

17.07.2023 20:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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