Dave Lifton

When life imitates Douglas Adams.

"It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

Full context here: www.goodreads.com/quotes/40705...

This drop could largely be because I haven't placed a bet since before Thanksgiving.

Never knew that, even though I was already a fan.

Paul Krugman or Michael Kors. Then again, Amy Fisher didn't graduate (I think).

I was a big gymnastics fan back in the day, so Kurt Thomas is the one that always comes to mind when I think about boycotts.

And lack of self-awareness.

Oh, fucking Christ...

The jibarito.

...that we know of.

Nobody who has ever been a coach for the Giants should be allowed to hold public office.

Small brains and smaller penises.

Today in "Duh."

Melania: The Stilettos of Fate.

Students across the North Side — including from Amundsen High School, Mather High School, Northside College Prep and Roosevelt High School — organized a walkout Monday to protest President Donald Trump’s ongoing immigration enforcement crackdown. I’m covering for @blockclubchi.bsky.social.

I'll bet he changed it to that just like Reginald Dwight chose Hercules for his middle name when he became Elton John.

Jesus Christ

Fucking hell.

Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.

I don't care about Halls of Fame and I can't stand the guy, but this is absurd.

And I'm also laughing with glee.

On this Holocaust Remembrance Day, we remember and honor the six million Jewish lives and countless others murdered by the Nazi regime.

Today and every day, it’s on us to not only reflect but act to confront antisemitism and combat hate in all its forms.

Never again.

That's a helluva Reverend Lovejoy reference!

When you've lost Fetterman, you've lost ... well, nobody of consequence.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

I knew @servoacademy.bsky.social would like that one...

President Trump says he won’t attend Super Bowl, criticizes Bad Bunny and Green Day Trump, who attended last year's game in New Orleans, said next month's contest in California was "just too far away."

Unpopular Narcissist Doesn't Want to Be Booed in Public, Blames Others

The Rams' defense should have been honkin' on Bobo on that play.

They call it "pulling a Vatican"

Nick Adams sees this and gets his first erection in decades.

I’d rather hear that on a commercial than The Heavy.

I did not like "How Ya Like Me Now?" the first time I heard it on a commercial and that has not changed all these years and many products later. Please stop asking me.