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"Skiathlon" sounds like a Nordic metal band.

17.02.2026 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is playing a guitar ALT: a man with a beard is playing a guitar
17.02.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please be prepared for me to submit every concert the Grateful Dead played in May of 1977 as if they were individual albums.

17.02.2026 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've always felt he read that line with a future wistfulness for the war's inevitable end, as a man fully in his element who knows someday it will be over and he will no longer get to experience this and will then miss it forever.

17.02.2026 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching short track relay and there's like 12 guys skating in a circle constantly swapping in and out and pushing each other in the butt in this weird ass sport.

17.02.2026 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Robert Duvall, shirtless in a cavalry Stetson, crouching amidst the fire, smoke, and noise, unflinching as a bomb explodes behind him, staring off and sadly saying, "Someday this war's gonna end." No one's ever captured America at its most militarily hubristic better on screen. R.I.P. to a great.

16.02.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Caps fan, watching Canada and non-DC hockey fans finally embrace and love Tom Wilson is immensely gratifying.

16.02.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UM?

14.02.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible. The Led Zeppelin footnote alone is worth the price of admission.*

*Yes, I know it's free. Even so...

14.02.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had something like this happen when I saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. The film reel broke and melted about 2/3rds of the way through and we all thought it was part of the movie until the lights came up. Drove across town to another showing and talked our way in to see the end.

14.02.2026 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pulp Fiction is basically my favorite ever. Such a great movie,

14.02.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Richard Dreyfus as the player is so good in that.

14.02.2026 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spinal Tap and A Fish Called Wanda.

14.02.2026 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah man. I feel like we only just got past Stomp-Clap-Hey! indie rock music and somehow we're already getting stuff inspired by Stomp-Clap-Hey! indie rock music.

14.02.2026 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Signed,
Epstein's Mother

๐Ÿคฃ

13.02.2026 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it took a long while for folks to realize what a douche Perry is, but yeah, he's... not great.

13.02.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those albums shouldn't be able to retain the level of grandeur and mystique they do after all this time, particularly given what a solipsistic nut Perry has revealed himself to be. But they do!

13.02.2026 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you include '87's mostly live album "Jane's Addiction," they have a damn near perfect 3 album run of balls blazing goth metal psych rock. If they'd laid down one more studio album of similar quality before imploding, they'd have been a shoe-in.

(Their subsequent reunion albums have not helped.)

13.02.2026 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fully believe Jane's Addiction are one of the most important bands of their time, were an essential part of alt rock's mainstream breakthrough in the '90s, and would already be Rock Hall of Famers had they not been such a bunch of collectively dopey shitheads since their initial break-up.

13.02.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If any of y'all saw Stereophonic on Broadway, I'd be very interested to hear what you thought of it. Even more so if you've since seen the touring company and can nail down any differences, as they apparently trimmed the script a bit to get the run time down.

13.02.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw the touring production of Stereophonic and it bums me to say this but it was just fine. Get the feeling a big part of the magic was the original cast.

Also: Hey Parents: Don't name your older rock star kid "Win Butler" and then name the younger one "Will Butler," 'cuz that is just confusing.

13.02.2026 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's only upset because she had an affair with someone other than him.

13.02.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take this with all the grains of salt necessary coming from a dude named "Matt," but there are waaaaaay too many kids named Logan nowadays.

(....apologies to @padrock.bsky.social )

13.02.2026 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, I love that mixed aged wood wall you got there dude.

13.02.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go ahead, buy those tickets to a Tuesday night concert in Baltimore. Live aspirationally. You might make it to that. Who knows.

13.02.2026 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These guys are pretty close to the opposite of a jamband and I love them for that.

13.02.2026 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cheekface "Living Lo-Fi" music video
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Today on "What's Stuck in Matt's Headspace?": If you don't like Cheekface, you don't like fun.

youtu.be/xfrZOLYyK44?...

13.02.2026 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My Epstein files.

13.02.2026 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a lot better as memories than it was living through it, but it was a cool experience and I'm glad I had a couple years doing the Hollywood thing.

(...and glad I got the hell out of L.A. after. Oof man. That fucking city.)

13.02.2026 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

P.A. stuff - lot of copying scripts, driving them around, taking tapes to post-production. Worked with the writers my second season (Season 6, the series' last) which was more fun and with way less crazy late nights. Got a Story credit out of it. :)

13.02.2026 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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