Mr. Coinstar Dollar$ Stosh Mikita

rest in powerdise, you king amongst men

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

I hate when there is another universe or dimension in a show. That’s none of my business! Don’t show me that!

i wasn't expecting it to be as funny as it was. lots of moments where the whole theater was laughing.

tired of seeing zinc get all the attention. there's more to it than that!

on the other hand, it's bebeficial for the rogan audience to hear this. more brave souls with their heads on straight should go on there. kamala harris might be president right now if she went on there (it feels so crazy to type that out).

hahah sean is so funny even when you don’t know what he’s talking about 😂 (w/ @scottaukerman.bsky.social)

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Basically every new business I’ve heard of in the past five years makes me go: “That should be illegal.”

it's fun though to light firecrackers and eat cheeseburg

are you a mug mate or a barq’s bitch

learned this the hard way in my youth with a woman named caroline who really hated that andre 3000 song

I’m rewatching some Mandalorian and the Grogu puppet is one of civilization’s greatest achievements. Joe Dante whining about it looking too much like Gizmo. Grogu is so cute he makes Gizmo look like a pug got Jocelyn Wildenstein surgery

the new Sabrina Carpenter album cover where she's on the ground and an unseen man is holding her hair except now he's not holding her hair he's clutching a gyro. She is also holding a gyro, and at the top of the cover it says GYROS in the, you know. GYROS font, and it says "Hungry for Something Different? KRONOS GYROS below

everybody good news! i fixed it! the album cover is okay now! we can all like it, it's something everyone can agree on now

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

My new standup special "Positive Reinforcement" premieres ONE WEEK FROM TODAY on Blonde Medicine's YouTube channel!!! (The album version with a little bonus material will be out on 7/11!) Here's a little clip (the first one!)! If you like it, maybe tell somebody about it! :)

i hate that fuckin nissang

Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ - Apple TV A semi-scripted comedy with an ensemble of seven real estate agents set against the backdrop of a luxury, cut throat LA real estate firm.

A good thing has happened: the complete Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ is available on Apple for just $9.99. Every season! All your favorites! And just a penny less than ten bucks!

Back on my bullshit (watching my Mr. Show DVDs solely for the commentaries)

they're calling them paid protestors but i know a bunch of LA comics that are there and LA comics have never been paid.

you never saw a mad max movie?!

the food is extra good if that booth is occupied by the owners' kids coloring or doing their homework.

i don't think gambit is canon-bi but i always got the feeling if we met sparks would fly 😘

Comedian Josh Gondelman Sets Premiere Date For New Special ‘Positive Reinforcement’ Josh Gondelman's new comedy special 'Positive Reinforcement' is set to premiere on YouTube later this month and debut in album form in July.

At long last, my new standup special Positive Reinforcement is coming out on 6/27 on Blonde Medicine's YouTube page!

I'm so excited for everyone to get to see these jokes! Click "Remind Me" for a notification when it's live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...

just woke up from the craziest nightmare. i was in this post-apocalyptic prison. and i got my head stuck in the ladder on one of the waterslides!

wow the new naked gun looks like fuckin shit

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

bored at the zoo

not to take attention away from this album, but have you and dan considered releasing an album of his live performances? i know i sometimes pull up vancouver eps on cbb world and will fast forward to his parts. absolutely love the acoustic versions.

i'm never gonna learn a second kind of money; i'm still mad i'm required to be competent with the first kind!