They thought it would be TS, didn't they?

It's almost as though the Dems should have nominated him as their candidate.

Well, I'm just speculating. But yeah.

I think I know who was roping you in, and I don't think they'll be employed there much longer either.

And it's one of the few ways we can fight back against oligarchs. You forgot that part.

I just found out. Trying to wrap my head around it.

I think @youranoncentral.bsky.social might want to know about this!

This is not rocket science. Universal Healthcare Now. Period.

The anchor is clearly frowning to keep from laughing.

I'm assuming #4 is poor people.

He wants some of those war crimes for himself.

We just had a similar story here in WI. Adult man driving around cos playing as Border Patrol. He got caught when he tried to "help" an actual cop. What is with these guys? I hate to say it, but isn't ICE and BP probably hiring rn? Go pro, dude.

Have you been outside?

Oh, careful, he might peer over his glasses at you. So scary!

Are these kids even on Elmo's payroll? Or are they unpaid interns? Cause that would add a whole extra level of fuckery to this situation.

We'll know he's cooked when Fox turns on him.

Or we could just have Universal Healthcare. It's not rocket science, Mark. We need an administration that has the balls to make it happen.

And we will keep calling and writing until this stops. Period. You work for us, remember?

And this is why I'll never go to Burning Man again.

Yeah, because the walls worked out so well for him. 🙄

Nope, changed my mind. This administration would let in Nick Fuentes or, God help us, Alex Jones to blather on with a comment, not a question, and suck up on the time from actual journalists. Yeah, never mind, terrible idea.

Is it weird that I don't hate this idea? Many people only get their news from podcasts lately. However, I can guess which podcasts would actually get in.

What in the over-photoshopped hell is this?

Let's assume he's paying someone else to write his jokes. Just like he pays someone else to play video games. His only "skill" is being a hateful dork.

I'm looking forward to an alternative to IG. But how do we convince, like, the entire art world to make the switch? 🥺

Gotta revise my 2025 bingo card.

I'm waiting for the WWE smackdown between Numbnuts and Chuckles any day now.

Guessing that was Don Jr's idea.