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The closest I ever got was in undergrad saying, "Leni made some good-looking movies. Also, she was a Nazi, no matter what she claims, she knew exactly what was going on."

Right?! But the film hasn't been panned & scanned, which is a relief. So I'm not sure how it was modified!

Tubi starting a stream with "This film has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit this screen." was the biggest jump scare of the month.

ME: I dunno, I don’t really watch them. I liked Midsommar. Or I guess I read the summary on Wikipedia. I’m mostly on TikTok. Oh bro, did you see the one where the haunted doll came to life? So fucking scary. I like CreepyComps on YouTube. Top 5 scariest dashcams, shit like that
GHOSTFACE: For sure

People at CBS who worked in scripted arena hated working for a whole array of assholes so much the place leaked like a sieve. At diff points, mgmt was so angry about my reporting, execs speculated furiously about my sources & methods. I know this bec I was sent recordings of those rants (twice lol)

They wouldn’t let me into the protests because I’m a short king.

Look, I'm doing my best.

CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today.

ME: That's right.

CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3.

ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair.

CHOTINER: Oh?

ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count.

CHOTINER: I see.

This is officially my favorite perspective on today.

Graffiti in Hollywood that says "VAMPS Matter."

I mean, yes. I've been saying this all my life. 🧛‍♂️

Pedro Pascal in the crowd at NoKings in LA

#NoKings except Pedro!

has to feel so good when you've been working really hard on your kung fu and another kung fu guy says your kung fu is like, so strong. but a lot of the time he's got a follow up about how your kung fu is actually bad and sucks compared to his own kung fu. so it's important you don't react right away

I thought this guy was gonna reduce the number of murders in New York?

Saralyn just informed me she also had Marnie in her favorite films at 17, sooooooooooo....

Even I think this is insane, and Marnie's in my top 10 Hitchcock

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Members of the force's sports squad, responsible - among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower. After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access. Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said. Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said. A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said. "The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there." Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

A statue of Colonel Sanders in front of a KFC is wearing a jack-o'-lantern cowl and a black cape.

BOO!

Trying to get a handle on a country's politics is definitely a task I've given myself.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Timeline cleanse? Maybe?

Oh, my. Well, now I wish I were still in WA and could just make you a syllabus.

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

I said this to my non-anime watching friend as a joke and my husband actually edited it into the format, so here is my hot take on anime.

(it was tasty)

Timeline cleanse? Maybe?

only 6am?!