Joanna 🪬

everywhere RFK goes he should be confronted with so many duck noises that he develops a case of this

My 8 year old snatching a toy from my 3 year old

Seeing reports that sharks aren't mammals they're fish and OK teach, OK college, glad to see they still let nerds on the internet I was worried.

A rainbow in the sky coming down right on top of an Ocean State Job Lot location

ruby bridges is still alive and is being forced to watch the resegregation of our country in slow motion

If my options are:
someone who subscribes to OF (ethically pays for porn),
or
someone whose phone sends a text and screenshots of porn TO HIS SON if he watches porn (Mike Johnson),

I’d go with the normal porn watcher

Credit to my rabbi for this one: I hope they lose all their teeth except one, so they can still get a toothache

I love them so much 😍

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga

So weird that we’re doing eugenics on hitler

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

Biblically Accurate Angel - "Be not afraid" Doomer Wojack - "OK" Angel - "Really?" Doomer - "I got a lot going on man"

Current vibe

a man wearing white sunglasses and a grey hoodie smiles for the camera ALT: a man wearing white sunglasses and a grey hoodie smiles for the camera

FULL
SEXUAL
CONFUSION

I don’t care if pope John Paul the second is in there…. GO to jail and go to Hell!

I solved the entire Guardian cryptic crossword puzzle with NO hints. It’s taken over a month of daily practice. And I know this was one of the easier ones. But still! No hints!

sometimes i say “we” when it’s just me and the intrusive thoughts

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon

I watched the new Frankenstein movie and I think people who read the book will understand it better and people who didn’t will have mixed opinions.

Uh Oh! Friend Clearly Not the Victim in Drama Being Described with a screenshot from Frankenstein (2025) of Oscar Isaac as Victor Frankenstein lying in bed with the Danish sea captain played by Lars Mikkelsen

Frankenstein (2025)

Edmund Fitzgerald Dem Party

🤝

Both wrecked today

I need to bitch about it here because I’m not going to say anything to her about it because it’s not a hill to die on.

She does love to make most things about herself though so it makes sense that she would want to believe that I had these children to fill that void in her life.

She finally at least stopped actually tagging me, but I would like to be excluded from her posts altogether.
Like, idk. My children and I are not here to cheer her up *despite* the absence of my brother. Don’t drag me into it.

a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show ALT: a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show

Whenever my mom includes me in her posts ~remembering~ my brother on the day he died I want to be like

I was showing Francis stuffed animal versions of various germs and organs, and he was particularly entranced by a uterus with detachable ovaries.

[extreme wide shot of Zohran in a park in Queens]
The Constitution of the United States makes it clear that I cannot run for president.
[cut to tight close up]
That's why we're going to ABOLISH it, and write a NEW one.
[cut to Zohran in front of a UHaul full of pitchforks]
But we need your help

"Flowers for Algernon" in the style of the "MAMDANI for New York City" signs

{shivering in the wilderness of what is now north carolina}

Did the Womenfolke Ruin Our Goode and Plentifull Settlement of Roanoke?

{a lone wolf howls in the distance}