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Woke: post-racial means “equality”
Broke: post-racial means “whites only”
Bespoke: post-racial means “being able to freely tweet slurs”

I think it’s roughly equivalent in PPP adjusted stupidity.

Trump is the first Tankie president.

Who was the 1/5/2021 pipe bomber?
What were 8 Congresspeople doing in Moscow 7/4/2018?
What happened to the translator's notes from Helsinki?
What's in Trump's tax returns?
Why did MTG ask for a pardon before going into Congress?

Lots of mysteries that will never be solved.

Hegseth fires general officers and JAGs, cracks down on dissenting views in military, orders killing civilians at sea without legal rationale, calls generals to Quantico to demand loyalty.

Trump deploys troops to U.S. cities.

"What are Trump and Hegseth up to? It's a mystery!"

I think “we protest Harris because we’d get arrested if we protested Trump” is rational, but I feel like you can’t say that and also expect people to treat said protesting as an especially brave or noble act then.

And Walsh is just straight up lying about many of the founders’ beliefs! They advocated for representative government.

But it’s considered uncouth to even mention that Walsh lying about American history.

I really cannot overemphasize how much the Vice President follows neo-Nazis on Twitter. Swastikas! Race war! The whole thing! He’s not even trying to hide it, and that’s because he knows liberals and the media will be too embarrassed to attack him for it. We are doing this to ourselves

I guess my point here is that MAGA has become totally unashamed to admit that they are racist, but somehow the rest of society has become ashamed to call them racist. Which gives them this incredible advantage of being able to express openly racist ideas and never be called on it

Did you hear the story this week about how Google admitted that Biden made it ban people on social media? It's making the rounds in the MAGAverse. It's also not accurate. The real story is Google caving to pressure from Jim Jordan.

Another example of Ezra Klein believing and repeating complete nonsense because he consumes huge amounts of right-wing propaganda

Take all their money and all their tv stations.

Cincinnati City Council Candidate Wants to Make Change Among ‘Mob Boss’ Politicians Republican candidate Kevin Farmer says he wants to serve as a true employee of the people.

Republican candidate Kevin Farmer says he wants to serve as a true employee of the people.

Despite all of his issues, TR is by definition more woke than the 12 fuckers who owned slaves.

Bloodlust. They just want to murder.

Better than all but the first Alien movie.

OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.

Did you represent the plaintiff? Did you take any action at all to protect the plaintiff’s first amendment rights?

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

What do the delulu ones believe? Do they think Trump is lying?

Trump’s supporters know Trump is lying. They support him because they want him to tell the lies he tells.

Also, they do.

And vice signaling is vicious.

When you have an administration that so constantly, shamelessly, openly lies, pretty soon there’s no faith in any information streams coming from the administration, so there’s no way to convey true information in a way that lands right, which leads to more chaos.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Also David Letterman in American Splendor.

Having a poorly written one-off villain from a mid-90s syndicated tv action series as president is all it’s cracked up to be.

The overwhelming sense of despair in Children of Men.

I regret having these fucks in my personal life.