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J. Madurplefiq

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Technology worker looking to re-enchant the world one amazing thing at a time. Topics include: nature, baking, books, Tarot, paranormal, Linux, programming, and whatever captures my whimsy.

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It really fascinates me how so much time in Business is spent using So Many Words to communicate such basic and worn-out platitudes, and how so many well-educated people just nod along as if it has value.

26.02.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More buzzwords. We’ve ramped up the pace over the last few minutes:

* Major Stand-Ups
* Cross-Functional Collaboration
* Shooting From the Hip
* β€œEnsure that our resources have agency to be empowered by data”

26.02.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s play Buzzword Bingo!

So far in this meeting we have:

* Tip of the Spear
* Customer Centric Approach
* Alignment of Goals

And we are about 8 minutes in. That’s a buzzword every 2 minutes or so, which is pretty conservative compared to some meetings I’ve been in.

26.02.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a nice way to tell a client β€œThe problem is that your users can’t follow basic instructions?”

16.01.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Work task of the day involves looking through user logs. Horrifying how many users seem to struggle with basic literacy.

16.01.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could it be something prosaic? Sure! But I am a pretty experienced skywatcher. I am outside looking at the sky most nights, and I use my telescope often. I have a pilot’s license and a degree in air traffic control. I don’t believe either object to be an airplane or a satellite. #ufosky

09.01.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Second crossed when I was viewing the Pleiades, southwest-to-northeasterly direction. Also very high and very fast, with one flashing light. No other nav lights or marker lights that an aircraft would have, and it was far too high and fast to be any conventional aircraft I’m aware of.

09.01.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also saw two fast-moving, high-altitude objects. The first crossed my field of view when looking at Jupiter, a bright light moving west-to-east at very high speed. Not an airplane, much faster than any satellites I’ve observed before.

09.01.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The moon is crystal-clear and very bright as well. Exceptional skies!

09.01.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good sky viewing conditions tonight, so I got out my telescope. Can see Jupiter and four of its moons, and ever-so-faintly the Orion Nebula.

09.01.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thou shalt ban politicians from trading stocks, for they inevitably do insider trading.

It’s impossible to trust leaders that are abusing the system to get rich.

21.12.2024 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6568    πŸ” 1166    πŸ’¬ 154    πŸ“Œ 42
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Bill Watterson is responsible for so much of my bullshit.

22.12.2024 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1901    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 12

I, for one, believe you.

22.12.2024 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The American healthcare system is hot garbage

22.12.2024 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe it. We’re living in a gerontocracy. These out-of-touch, dementia-addled lunatics have brought us to ruin.

22.12.2024 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A slice of sourdough bread with jam on a white plate

A slice of sourdough bread with jam on a white plate

Homemade sourdough bread with raspberry jam. Damn tasty!

22.12.2024 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cloudy outside on this solstice night. Not the best sky viewing conditions right now.

21.12.2024 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sourdough rising!

21.12.2024 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely agree and I’d like to add that if your email can be written by chatGPT β€” if it’s not worth the human effort to write it β€” it probably doesn’t need to be written at all.

21.12.2024 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unreal. Such a waste of government resources, all to harass a man who just wanted to make things better for his community. Sickening.

21.12.2024 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot of us see it as righteous retribution. Every day, these executives hurt us in systematic ways for profit. It is cruel and exploitative. Delivering us from even one of these Brooks Brothers assholes, and stirring up discourse in the process, is seen by many as a heroic, selfless act.

21.12.2024 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It says a lot that killing an insurance CEO is seen as savior behavior. Almost anybody who has needed healthcare in this country has had to deal with asshole behavior from insurance companies who would rather let them die than give them what they pay for.

21.12.2024 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haze is a little hazier but still good views of Orion, can see the Pleiades too.

21.12.2024 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m genuinely curious if I’ll get to see any of these unusual aerial phenomena. It definitely seems like something very weird is happening. I feel like 2025 is going to be the weirdest year yet.

21.12.2024 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Between my pilots license, aviation training, and astronomy hobby, I’m pretty familiar with the night sky, especially the sky where I live. I also live within a few miles of an airport and enjoy plane spotting, so I am quite familiar with the local air traffic patterns, etc.

21.12.2024 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t live too far from a place where a few β€œdrones” have been seen, but so far there’s nothing out of the ordinary in the night sky here.

21.12.2024 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very clear night here. I can see Sirius, Venus, an assortment of middle-size stars, medium- to high-altitude air traffic, and two satellites. There is some smoke or haze in the air, but overall it’s decent stargazing conditions tonight.

21.12.2024 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTo protect and serve (the corporate interests that fund the political class)”

20.12.2024 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My current Skyrim playthrough is a Regular Guy run. No job; no quests; picking potatoes and wandering the land.

20.12.2024 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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