Pari the Potted Punk

I'm old enough to remember a year or two ago when both "we're not killing journalists that's illegal!" and "We're not bombing *hospitals* for god's sake" were major talking points. Violations of these things now no longer seem to even register.

Christ.

When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

Zohran should propose “Cuomo’s Law”, a law that bars sex offenders from being mayor of New York City

The deliberate and relentless killing of Palestinian journalists is sickening beyond words — and is a desperate attempt to silence the truth about Israel’s ongoing crimes against humanity.

Shame on all those who empowered Israel to murder with impunity.

The concept of making Palestinian statehood conditional on disarming the very group resisting + trying to survive occupation + genocide is obscene. The moral depravity of a foreign power making that a condition while you watch your population die. White supremacist colonial slop.

I know

Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party

Happy Pride!
ps: you forgot the 3 abstainers.
pss: some of em bouta be fathers btw. #HappyFathersDay #PRIDEMONTH

Fake news. Wrong.

If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:

1-877-447-4487

I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.

Protesters instigating violence in Boston, March 5, 1770.

There's no "controversy" over The Witcher 4, it's just gotten picked up in what is now a cottage industry of YouTube-based outrage content farming by people who have zero actual investment in or understanding of the things they cover multiple times a day, every day

A white man killed the United Healthcare CEO on camera and NYPD—the largest and most expensive police department in the country—can’t find him. What a joke

Stop arming Israel.

Kendrick performing in Toronto on fathers day is NASTY WORK lmao

Get your last bit of leftovers and then time to throw it away. Hospitals number one time for food poisoning is a few days after Thanksgiving

X is dead.

Bluesky is the new Twitter.

Bezos rolling over on the Post endorsement.

Zuckerberg visiting Mar a Lago to bend the knee.

Musk joining the administration.

The tech folks and much of our media are obeying in advance and Trump, the luckiest man alive!, has never faced so little media and social media scrutiny.

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Holding court at Thanksgiving explaining that Drake was so hurt by the poems a man wrote that he filed suit in two states

Wow. Here is one to brighten up your morning. The first images of the restored interior of Notre Dame cathedral. Breathtaking. In just five years France did it

Any other families partaking in some good old thanksgiving karaoke?!! Sidebar- To the one guy who always requests people sing but never sings himself: You Have Been Put On A List.

Lies and slander. I would never open my mouth so someone could put a juicy kernel in it. A delicious dirty nugget. A salaciously delicious toesy woesy.

A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.

“gooey just opened his mouth, someone go put a toe in it right now-”🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

YouTube video by F.D Signifier How the F*ck Did Trump Actually Win?

Watching people trying to refute arguments I made in this video by just repeating talking points that I clearly disproved is not cathartic but it's amusing

youtu.be/m8nevwr0vyQ?...

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What if instead of bluesky, we called it freaksky, and everybody on it looked back at their posts and cringed…