So do we think Diane will be bringing Woody with her anytime soon or…?

Literally and figuratively an information armaggedon: information integrity is the mother of all battles. Win this, and we can win the rest. Lose this, and we lose everything. (discussed the choice between armaggedon and apocalypse with Jon Stewart Thursday)

When I have ultra religious relatives send follow requests on social media and I’m just like “lol— BIG mistake!”

I have fallen to the dark side that is romantasy. Please respect my embarrassment at this time.

I hate going to the gym. Not just bc working out is miserable but because other people are annoying AF

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2.5 hours of sleep last night.

Another distraction, for the Epsteinth time.

Alien: Earth.

$88 for a doctor to look at my toe and half-assedly put a bandaid on it. It wasn’t even bleeding.

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Tattoo artists that don’t put which city/shop they are located

LOL! I didn’t think you did, but I wouldn’t blame you at all

🤣🤣🤣 this has “bless your heart” energy

I gave Weapons a 2/5. Go ahead and fight me.

Seriously!!!

I’m pretty sure I’ve entered perimenopause too, so that’s a lot of additional fun.

I think I’m allergic to neosporin and I am tired of my body getting old and problematic 😩😩😩😩

If you can help it: don’t get tattooed when you’re covered in poison ivy. I am so many levels of uncomfortable rn.

How is my day so far? I just nervously picked at a mole so much and so long that now it’s just a bloody scab.

Excited to see LCD Soundsystem because 1) I’ve never seen them before 2) it will be a lot of fun, but dreading it because JFC does every song have to be over 7 min long?!

Just folded a whole ass basket of laundry at 2am

Just saw 28 Years Later. Holy shit.

Sinners wasn’t *that* good and I will die on this hill.

Just started watching The Mortician and goddamn!

It is 2:45am and I have “Bird is Bored of Flying” by Mastersystem stuck in my head.

Finally watched September 5 and it was actually really good, y’all.

Just had the most satisfying zit-pop… right under my nostril, under the skin. Y’all know the kind.

Having a hell of a time shaking this low feeling.

Ok, I get the Knocked Loose hype.