Matt Scalici

Jordan-Hare Stadium is a portal to Hell Mock it, doubt it, dismiss it. The Portal to Hell will open all the same.

I honestly became friends with @mattscalici.bsky.social at our mutual pals’ tailgate before multiple iron bowls, & I love the memories so much, bc it became our running joke of “if Matt’s in AU covering the IB, we are def gonna win.” 😂

This is perfect. WAR DAMN SCAMLICI!🫶 www.al.com/ironbowl/202...

Jordan-Hare Stadium is a portal to Hell Mock it, doubt it, dismiss it. The Portal to Hell will open all the same.

I wrote an Iron Bowl column

Oof 😥

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

Thanks to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for his role in one of my favorite pieces of podcasting I’ve ever been a part of

Jeffrey Epstein sitting in Professor X's Cerebro helmet to locate every sex offender on the planet and broadcast to them a single global telepathic pulse that says "i,,m the .email pedaphole"

Been working my way through Ingmar Bergman’s movies (probably not the best idea for a person with diagnosed depression!) and just got to The Virgin Spring.

Simultaneously one of the darkest and most beautiful movies you’ll ever see.

if your ideology is based on the idea that it is justifiable to prey on the weak there isn't going to be a meaningful boundary you can draw between looting from the poor and sexually exploiting kids. i don't think every conservative is a pervert but that is the logical conclusion of their beliefs

It’s a perfect song. And Winwood sings the shit out of it. Tremendous synth solo too.

YouTube video by Skaczula Steve Winwood - Valerie (Live at Royal Albert Hall 1988)

These people didn’t have a damn care in the world, dancing their little white yuppy asses off

I liked it a lot more than I expected to!

You want Auburn to fire Hugh Freeze? You want a dim, scandal-tarred Auburn football coach to need work? Think before you speak, son!

Present company excepted

If Hugh isn’t gone by tomorrow night, that fanbase will do a January 6th on the athletic department and trust me, those guys know how to do a January 6th

Pretty funny that Texas is finally playing well and nobody is seeing it

obviously it is going to be difficult for LSU to pay Brian Kelly's $53 million buyout if they choose to fire him. however, if he were to be eaten by some sort of crocodile or oversized nutria...

(this is just how Kalen DeBoer teams work, I don't even think they were worried)

❤️

One of my favorite things to do when Bama is in a close game is text @mattscalici.bsky.social to ask him if he’s busy. And he’s such an angel that he always plays along & doesn’t murder me

Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

bsky.app/profile/did:...

A lot of people saying they lost respect for Hugh Freeze because he didn’t light into the refs in the post game, personally I lost respect for him when I learned he used to peep on middle school girls while they changed clothes.

Round of applause for Georgia

🫸🏼🤏🏼 🫸🏼🤏🏼 🫸🏼🤏🏼

A still from HIM of Marlon Wayans with one eye shut, both hands up, and a broken pinky. He is smoking a cigar.

"This ain't a fucking game, man. This is everything! Do you want this? What are you willing to sacrifice?"
"EVERYTHING!"

Episode 104: HIM ft. @cwdarney.bsky.social & @mattscalici.bsky.social of For The Watercooler, out everywhere.

Maj-Britt Nilsson from Ingmar Bergman’s Summer Interlude looks exactly like Clairo. This has been today’s “Post For No One”, thank you.

Seems like it’s been supplanted by “You’ve got me fucked up”

Kadyn Proctor now doing ads for Taco Casa. Officially cemented as an Alabama legend.

I loved this episode so much 🥰😂

It’s the annual For The Watercooler/ @bloodybroads.bsky.social crossover! @glitterburrito.bsky.social and @theluckysharms.bsky.social join us to talk Barbarian and Weapons plus play this week’s trivia game about cinema’s greatest gags! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

Touchdowns and fans needing to touch grass - everything we love all in one very messy movie.

Episode 104: HIM, featuring Fir Tge Watercooler friends @cwdarney.bsky.social & @mattscalici.bsky.social , out wherever you listen 🏈

open.spotify.com/episode/4PZt...

Barbarian & Weapons with The Bloody Broads Podcast Episode · For The Watercooler · 10/01/2025 · 1h 34m

I’m on multiple podcasts this week,
starting with our annual @bloodybroads.bsky.social x For The Watercooler crossover episodes

BB on FTW: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

FTW on BB: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...