Jim J Smith (used to be a funny handle but got me blocked)

ICE is completely out of control

The two parties are not the same.

It’s all real gold. They’ve tried but they can’t make a paint that looks like gold. Big men. Strong men. They come up 2 me with TEARS in their eyes. They say, Mr President your gold is the best gold. Bigly. It’s terrific gold. Everyone is saying so except the FAKE news calling it Home Depot plastic.

More predatory lending!!!

Fuck the republicans!

He dumped the mother of three of his children in the weeds at Deadminster for a tax break, yet somehow you thought you were special.

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Maybe that's why he hates beards so much.

His abusers were bearded?

Dear God,

Please let the GOP see the truth about this pancake makeup wearing bleach blonde named Donald J Trump.

Please let them finally lose their fear of his wrath and let them instead focus on their constituents.

Trump can’t get them ALL fired in primaries but he might in the midterm general.

The Sociopath-In-Chief couldn't be bothered to even turn his head in the direction of a man in the midst of a medical emergency who collapsed in his office. Completely incapable of empathy, the EPSTEIN Files can't be released soon enough.

25/47

“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Why?!?

Is the USA going to war?

Trump has always had trouble with realty.

He has a tiny dick.

@thestormydaniels.bsky.social told us the truth.

He says he has big hands.

The wax museum in NYC has a cast of his hand. Tiny as a child.

He's a LIAR. A BIG FAT STUPID FUCKING LIAR!

It’s been 45 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona.

Mike Johnson is still refusing to swear her in because she’s the final vote for the discharge petition to release the Epstein files.

You can’t help but wonder what he’d rather be doing.

That face says, “oh geez. Look at this guy passing out! I was gonna watch Fox News and get a Big Mac & a bucket of KFC and now I’m stuck here because of this fucking guy!”

If you were looking at a newspaper (or its website) this morning and didn't see this iconic photo, it was an intentional choice to pander.

If we don't test for COVID, then there's no COVID! If there's no flights, then there's no late flights! Brilliant!

“I and others who live in NYC have tried to get a meeting to talk about the high cost of living and Mamdani took the meeting and is working to help us!” - a non-billionaire

Paradigm shift you billionaire assholes!

The sense of entitlement from these people. Jesus.

Sorry, are the Democrats talking about funding the government without ACA assurances?

I guess I'm missing whatever this LYING PIECE OF SHIT is talking about.

The left is violent? Last time I checked J6th was the last time a mob attacked elected officials in congress.

Well, they tried to. Our brave Capitol Police and other agencies fought them off and Trump pardoned them.

For the love of Pete.

When you're in your 80's you should just avoid words like "stench".

Maybe today it's her but tomorrow we all know it might be you considering yesterday's Donnie Diaper Disaster.

That's right 3Ds which is even better than double D's some say. Big men, tears in their eyes.

I am asking real Republicans if THEY have had enough of this. MAGA is not the Republican party I knew and they stole the party name because they couldn't call themselves Fascists outright. Come on Republicans you allowed this and you must stop it.

This is not the USA I want to live in.

And any MAGA fuck who sees this... No, I'm not leaving.

I'm fighting. I'm fighting for change to MAKE HATE SHAMEFUL AGAIN.

All you MAGA fucks need to get back in your hate filled closets and keep your NAZI shit there!

FUCK

DONALD

TRUMP!!!!

Tomi doesn't really care about the coexist stuff.

She only cares if you're white and Christian.

If you aren't she'll put on her hood & robe and provide heat for your family when she burns a cross in your yard.

This humor is intended to convey that Tomi is a racist twat.

FUCK

DONALD

TRUMP!!!!

The GDP of Uzbekistan is 102B

So they’re going to spend 10% of their nations GDP annually on US goods they can no doubt get cheaper somewhere else.

🤔 fishy.

Well, I guess we ALL OWE MAGA A HUGE THANK YOU!

Can you imagine if we'd ended up with some senile old fart as the president of the USA?

Did I say fart? Man... this poor marine.

And now he'll probably get sent to GITMO or CECOT for this video even though he was just trying to help grandpa.

Anyone so hung up on someone else's skin color, religion, sexual orientation, gender identity etc... that they CAN'T do their job...

Deserves no job.

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If the Condiments don't fit you must acquit!

#SandwichGuy

When we find out this guy is allergic to the chemicals in the air from the gold paint curing on the cheap Home Depot plastic accents... I'm going to laugh at Trump.

Feel bad for the dude.

TRUMP though... after his "you can't get this gold without real gold" BS... spray paint nearly killed a guy.

I would like to offer up this for Pirro/Trump/Bondi.

EAT A BAG OF DICKS!