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Matt

@wurst.bsky.social

Grade school teacher and princi-pal

20 Followers  |  34 Following  |  99 Posts  |  Joined: 22.07.2023  |  1.8352

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Barrelman...I'm biased. His namesake beer left a bad taste. I think the bar didn't refrigerated it properly.

23.07.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean...Bernie always creeped me out. He just lives in the stadium and goes down the slide. I'd rather have the sausages.

23.07.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The high temperature where I'm staying is 90. The humidity makes it feel over 100. The forecasted low is 80.

The struggle is real.

22.07.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait I thought you were shredding the epstein list

17.07.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Awww cripes dive bar in Wisconsin night

17.07.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The cinnamon? Garlic parm? BBQ? I think i just listed my fix.

14.07.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The culture shock i had when working in the beer industry when going to Minnesota was not being able to purchase to go beer at certain breweries. That and they still have separate entrances for the liquor stores at grocery stores.

14.07.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ha! I remember when i moved back to Wisconsin about 17 years ago and walked into the grocery store and they had samplings for wine, beer, and whiskey. a couple weeks ago there was one for thc drinks which is a mind-blowing topic.

14.07.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@syntherella.bsky.social I have recently been studying beer and liquor laws because I'm in a place with school. I know Wisconsin is the wild west when it comes to booze and I thought minnesota was draconian with no Sunday sales and 3.2% beer. I had no idea how bad you had it.

14.07.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@syntherella.bsky.social

02.07.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also, the notion that the pope may be a Bears fan makes me shudder

09.05.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@syntherella.bsky.social so we receivin' now

26.04.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vegas betting line...will I be drafted before Shedeur Sanders?

26.04.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My god...it's like looking in a mirror. It explains my curly beard

09.04.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How i begin every day

04.04.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ugh...I'll pass. Sort of glad I was talked out of signing up for the cyber truck pre-order when it first went live.

31.03.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's true...not a day goes by when I'm dealing with kids where I remember the old days and also dream of making bourbon, absinthe, bounce, and vodka

06.03.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now if you could get me on the unc football staff....lol

04.03.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for giving me cred amongst my smelly boys

04.03.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@syntherella.bsky.social by the way, I wore th Bananas hat and I had so many of the upper grade boys envious

04.03.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@syntherella.bsky.social i know you hate Duke but one of my college buddies taught Kon Knueppel. I'm pissed he didn't go to UW.

04.03.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I spent it in teacher conferences with other principals griping about issues

21.02.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today was the fewest hours I did because Fridays are light...12. In 5 days I almost got 90 hours. I have to go in tomorrow

08.02.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@syntherella.bsky.social he if you want to know how life as a full-time teacher and full-time principal is going, today was the first day since early in the Christmas break that I've been able to get to the post office to get my mail.

08.02.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even me?

16.12.2024 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's not much money left. I was watching TikTok of the banks being looted.

09.12.2024 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@syntherella.bsky.social NOT ME!

04.12.2024 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I killed a few guys named Jack Daniels

21.11.2024 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I got so pissed last year I screamed "SANTA IS YOUR PARENTS AND THEY BUY THE TOYS AND YOU'RE IGNORING THEIR HARDWORK AND SACRIFICE." I had one school board member complain

11.11.2024 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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