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@kevsoster.bsky.social

Perpetually sticky he/him/pop tart

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*book cover*

11.07.2023 15:27 — 👍 1456    🔁 272    💬 32    📌 19
image of a coffee mug on a discount shelf. It reads THE FUTURE IS and the bottom has been covered with a red discount sticker that reads REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE $2.

image of a coffee mug on a discount shelf. It reads THE FUTURE IS and the bottom has been covered with a red discount sticker that reads REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE $2.

11.07.2023 16:02 — 👍 2295    🔁 657    💬 31    📌 53

olive juice

08.07.2023 19:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*sets bluesky counter back to zero*

08.07.2023 02:25 — 👍 535    🔁 71    💬 17    📌 3

it's only a faux pas if it's from the faux pas region of france, otherwise it's just a sparkling oopsie

07.07.2023 22:09 — 👍 513    🔁 117    💬 5    📌 1

me: I can't tell you how long I've been waiting

clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best

08.07.2023 01:27 — 👍 510    🔁 84    💬 6    📌 3

Britney Spears will be the Victor Wembanyama girl to me, for 2 months and 3 weeks.

08.07.2023 01:56 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Got a new shirt

07.07.2023 23:45 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Which door do I take?

07.07.2023 23:34 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Why would you think that?

07.07.2023 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Sphere in Las Vegas with the Windows Blue Screen of Death photoshopped over it

Sphere in Las Vegas with the Windows Blue Screen of Death photoshopped over it

sphere in Vegas looks great

07.07.2023 20:19 — 👍 464    🔁 71    💬 13    📌 8

Dear Darla,
I hate your stinking guts

07.07.2023 12:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Blue sky, but instead of community notes, it’s just me responding with random facts about turtles

07.07.2023 03:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aslong as there’s a corn dog stand

07.07.2023 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t identify as a bartender, I’m a barterian.

07.07.2023 02:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Throwing words at the wall and hoping the spaghetti sticks

07.07.2023 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

who wants to come over and play roller coaster tycoon?

07.07.2023 01:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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thinker tailor soldier spy

07.07.2023 01:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who wants to mosh at the shrek rave

07.07.2023 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Violently not in the mood rn

07.07.2023 01:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Except I’m the girlfriend

07.07.2023 01:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Twitter just became an ex

07.07.2023 01:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me when I drink an ipa

07.07.2023 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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