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Detroit, Sarcasm, West Ham, Food, Sports, Bookworm, Historian

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23.11.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, oh god

23.11.2025 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd never lie to you
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
The truth is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt

23.11.2025 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please fire Smith now.

23.11.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This gsme would be like 9-2 if areola wasn't going superman

22.11.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're absolutely going to lose this game because we decided to sit back all second half #westham

22.11.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crazy they played Grand Rapids, East Lansing, Detroit, and Saginaw

22.11.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw them in Pittsburgh a few years ago and it was still epic. Played for like 3 hours

22.11.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GR and El, garbage opened those too.

22.11.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Smashing Pumpkins Deliver 'Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness' 30th Anniversary Editions >The Smashing Pumpkins released what would become one of the most iconic works of the decade

Brb, blasting this all day. Went to two of those shows on that tour, raw power. So glad they added those live tracks.

The Smashing Pumpkins Deliver 'Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness' 30th Anniversary Editions ::antiMusic.com share.google/jPsjg23Cg8L2...

22.11.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dashboard Confessional - Screaming Infidelities
YouTube video by DashboardVEVO Dashboard Confessional - Screaming Infidelities

Instantly transported back to my college house garage with a fifth of Burnetts in the early 2000s lamenting some girl

youtube.com/watch?v=E4lM...

22.11.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
22.11.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone really beleive Marge is gonna retire

22.11.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the spartan mascot is dancing on the court in front of a crowd . ALT: the spartan mascot is dancing on the court in front of a crowd .

First 5-0 start since 2020 #gogreen

22.11.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michigan State has won the race to 69

The Spartans are 4-0 this season when winning the race to 69

22.11.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

CARRRRRRR

22.11.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like state should be up by 50 but they're playing mid.

22.11.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michigan State is likely going to win easily and still give Izzo plenty to be pissed about.

Win-Win.

22.11.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump praised Zohran Mamdani as good for NYC before Chuck Schumer did. Think about that.

21.11.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1315    ๐Ÿ” 182    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Hi Barbie

21.11.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna be more black ink on those files than a squid has in its guts

21.11.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The WSJ used the words "anti woke crusader" in the second graf of an article to describe the new EIC of CBS News. A job that used to be important and serious has become a punchline. We have no real newspapers. Just a bunch of losers sucking each other off in a circle

21.11.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 772    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Words to live by

21.11.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't fall for his bs, dude.

21.11.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some China ipod knockoff, was like 20 bucks, but does the job

21.11.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Folks, I have bought a mp3 player and some skullcandy wired headphones, it is 2005

21.11.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump also has a giant penis and the sky is green, says the white house

21.11.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, that was El stinko grande, Red Wings

21.11.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is my surprised face 0______0

20.11.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

Incredible headline.

20.11.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7849    ๐Ÿ” 1605    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 245    ๐Ÿ“Œ 232

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