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Detroit, Sarcasm, West Ham, Food, Sports, Bookworm, Historian

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Sheetz has the best breakfast deal out there right now. Sausage croissant, French toast sticks, hash browns, and a coffee for 5 bucks

07.10.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Legal tender is a great B-52s song

07.10.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literal dickhead

07.10.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Expanse

07.10.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whitmer being silent through all this pisses me off so much

07.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Courts won't do a thing

07.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a purple jacket is sitting in front of a stained glass window and says good morning sinners ALT: a woman in a purple jacket is sitting in front of a stained glass window and says good morning sinners
07.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably Matt shaw on the cubs

06.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no cute legal trick to occupy one state with federal troops from another. It is an invasion. It is a violation of the constitution. It is an abdication of the Presidency and an act of war against the United States

06.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Is a beef wellington a hot pocket?

06.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need me some Tuesday night maction!

06.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Garbage

06.10.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shouldn't it just blanket the whole city?

06.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They hired Bari Weiss to stop this kind of info from being published. Wonder if Trump will magically no longer be underwater in the polls when she takes the helm

06.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anybody want to see a dead body lol

06.10.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't JD from Middletown Ohio? That town and area are racist as fuck

06.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy fuck. These ghouls. Just let people live their damn lives

06.10.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, this should end up splendidly πŸ™„

06.10.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Danica Patrick, Brain damage from all those times slamming into the wall

06.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pooooop

06.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahem

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06.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Psycho behavior

05.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are all wizard frog

05.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's amazing how fast teams go to shit when their star QB goes down. See also Baltimore

05.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy, I'll bet you 5 bucks we don't have any more free and fair elections

05.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I've got one game ball. Where's Jake Browning at?"

05.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

Oh shit, a mindhunter tie in on that Ed Gein series, which by the way, Charlie Hunnam should definitely win an Emmy for it. So good.

05.10.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: "Portland is burning to the ground. You have agitators, insurrectionists... The governor, the mayor, the politicians are petrified for their lives."*

*Not a single word of this is true.

05.10.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 636    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 19

Ugh what the fuck is that face.

05.10.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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