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My partners parents had a legit whip on the wall growing up. My dad would snap the belt before spanking me and my sibling. We are now just putting it together, it's not our fault we're kinky bitches.

If you play the kristi noem ice ad then I'm not using your service

Tanks to healers are like dogs running from their owner when asked, "What's that in your mouth?"

It's not that deep bro but thank you

The brain is still a sponge

Dammit

I can't believe there was a time when I thought that "shining a light inside the body" was the stupidest thing I thought that would come out of his mouth

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!!

Thank you! Loving it so far 🖤

Book titled ROOTS OF MY FEARS, TERRIFYING TALES OF ANCESTRAL HORROR edited by Gemma Amor

Currently reading:
ROOTS OF MY FEARS: TERRIFYING STORIES OF ANCESTRAL HORROR ed. by @manylittlewords.bsky.social

You're welcome!

HORROR MOVIE from @paultremblay.bsky.social is my favorite read of the year so far!

Brilliant, creepy, and for once, a storyline that jumped between places in time where I felt each time jump fit perfectly into the story pacing.

Definite rereadability, like all his work. Perfect for October...

I love this for target 💜

Do you think Charlie Kirk getting shot gave him another stroke, honest question?

They are treating Kirk with more respect than Martin, Floyd, etc

You'd think someone shot Mr. Rogers. Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit.

I think it's good that Dems are condemning political violence

I think it's bad that they're white washing Charlie Kirk's life

I think it's bad that they weren't more vocal about the political assassinations of Speaker Hortman & Senator Hoffman & their spouses

What the fuck are y'all thinking

I know that right

Not my boo-boo

The best actually

Screenshot of my phones ai answering my partner asking if I want my blanket on me.

My partner @sentientpotato.bsky.social asked if I wanted my blanket on me. My phone answered for me real fast with this:

How could I not?!
Love you guys 🫶

Two books: The End in All Beginnings by John F. D. Taff, and Let Not Your Sorrow Die by Bracken McLeod. Also known as BOOK MAIL!!!!

Book mail has been plentiful to us this day:
THE END OF ALL BEGINNINGS by John F. D. Taff
LET NOT YOUR SORROW DIE by @brackenmacleod.bsky.social from @badhandbooks.bsky.social look amazeballs and I can't wait to cure my reading slump with the dark beauts 🫰🥹🙏

Well shit

a cartoon of a person pressing a button that says when ? Alt: a cartoon of a person pressing a button that says when ?

Always asking the gods:

They haven't gotten better at blending that hand out 💅

I don't understand why the whole country isn't stopping until we get the guy that openly said, " maybe they want a dictator" ousted on his on ass into prison here, guys? I hate this timeline.

ER nurse: What happened?
Me: The inevitable

With a prickly oear

Gods yes