My partners parents had a legit whip on the wall growing up. My dad would snap the belt before spanking me and my sibling. We are now just putting it together, it's not our fault we're kinky bitches.
06.11.2025 23:36 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1@zomduckie.bsky.social
My partners parents had a legit whip on the wall growing up. My dad would snap the belt before spanking me and my sibling. We are now just putting it together, it's not our fault we're kinky bitches.
06.11.2025 23:36 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1If you play the kristi noem ice ad then I'm not using your service
24.10.2025 03:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Tanks to healers are like dogs running from their owner when asked, "What's that in your mouth?"
18.10.2025 02:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's not that deep bro but thank you
18.10.2025 00:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The brain is still a sponge
Dammit
I can't believe there was a time when I thought that "shining a light inside the body" was the stupidest thing I thought that would come out of his mouth
13.10.2025 04:52 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!!
02.10.2025 01:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you! Loving it so far ๐ค
18.09.2025 04:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Book titled ROOTS OF MY FEARS, TERRIFYING TALES OF ANCESTRAL HORROR edited by Gemma Amor
Currently reading:
ROOTS OF MY FEARS: TERRIFYING STORIES OF ANCESTRAL HORROR ed. by @manylittlewords.bsky.social
You're welcome!
17.09.2025 19:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0HORROR MOVIE from @paultremblay.bsky.social is my favorite read of the year so far!
Brilliant, creepy, and for once, a storyline that jumped between places in time where I felt each time jump fit perfectly into the story pacing.
Definite rereadability, like all his work. Perfect for October...
I love this for target ๐
12.09.2025 18:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Do you think Charlie Kirk getting shot gave him another stroke, honest question?
12.09.2025 03:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They are treating Kirk with more respect than Martin, Floyd, etc
11.09.2025 06:26 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You'd think someone shot Mr. Rogers. Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit.
11.09.2025 03:58 โ ๐ 215 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1I think it's good that Dems are condemning political violence
I think it's bad that they're white washing Charlie Kirk's life
I think it's bad that they weren't more vocal about the political assassinations of Speaker Hortman & Senator Hoffman & their spouses
What the fuck are y'all thinking
I know that right
11.09.2025 15:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not my boo-boo
05.09.2025 05:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The best actually
05.09.2025 05:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Screenshot of my phones ai answering my partner asking if I want my blanket on me.
My partner @sentientpotato.bsky.social asked if I wanted my blanket on me. My phone answered for me real fast with this:
05.09.2025 05:34 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How could I not?!
Love you guys ๐ซถ
Two books: The End in All Beginnings by John F. D. Taff, and Let Not Your Sorrow Die by Bracken McLeod. Also known as BOOK MAIL!!!!
Book mail has been plentiful to us this day:
THE END OF ALL BEGINNINGS by John F. D. Taff
LET NOT YOUR SORROW DIE by @brackenmacleod.bsky.social from @badhandbooks.bsky.social look amazeballs and I can't wait to cure my reading slump with the dark beauts ๐ซฐ๐ฅน๐
Well shit
02.09.2025 18:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They haven't gotten better at blending that hand out ๐
02.09.2025 18:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't understand why the whole country isn't stopping until we get the guy that openly said, " maybe they want a dictator" ousted on his on ass into prison here, guys? I hate this timeline.
28.08.2025 12:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ER nurse: What happened?
Me: The inevitable
With a prickly oear
22.08.2025 12:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gods yes
22.08.2025 11:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0