I love when people without my condition try to correct me on how my condition works.

Please go on. I have only lived with this my whole life, clearly you are the expert here.

"Did Dr. Eggman repeatedly campaign on his plan to take over the world and reshape it into a robotic utopia in his image? Sure. But how was I supposed to know that he was serious about it?"

"emotionally dependent on chatGPT" 💀

Wait for his daily offering of treats and adoration.

If you don't go, you're dead to me. 💀

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You know he's cool because he's got sunglasses on.

What do you do when your brain is fried but you still want to keep working?

Pizza, the answer is pizza. I this case, pesto pepperoni pizza.

#pizza #food

Broke: AI slop.
Woke: Artisanal Trash Writing.

Let's gooooo! It's going to be a blast.

It's supposed to be nap time, Dracula had other ideas.

#dogsofbluesky #bulldog

Make it an Argonian and I'm in. 🦎🔥

My favorite talking cat!

🫠

Happy to announce I won't be in Vegas! Stay tuned for more details on other places I won't be!

Reminds me of my nona.

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This is extremely cool. GOG is taking a stand against payment processors caving to fundamentalist religious groups and is offering a bunch of "banned" games for free.
freedomtobuy.games

Welp enough Internet for the day.

Being pro autocracy is one of the biggest bitch moves of all time.

"Yeah I think one person should be able to tell me what I can and can't do." Someone can't think for themselves. 🐑

I got my ticket, can't wait for November!

Little drawing of a crow in an "In case of x, break glass" emergency box with the caption "In case of depression... take him with you!"

It's dangerous to go alone.

As demonstrated by all your work and our collaboration. -gestures at all fires media won't even cover-

More Smokie incoming?! 🥹

Meanwhile my English bulldog just uses his potty tray and goes back to sleep. Walk in the rain? He'd rather nap.

🤣🎯

Perfect meringue-like sculpted puffball (Calvatia sculpta), tasty edible mushroom

So good it's made my ears bleed. The true MARK of quality.

They want sympathy but didn't seem to have any for tourists or "crazy Houstonians". Tragic what's happening to so many families because of heartless, penny pinching government officials. The people responsible for this collosal failure will probably be re-elected.