Lily

Day 68 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

OUR GREAT NATIONAL GROVERHAUS IS TAKING SHAPE

A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

I fucking knew it.

Mock duck? No, I don't think I will. They are innocent creatures, always enriching the pond and its environs with their playful yet haunting quacks

omg that would be amazing!! will DM you now :)

(Episcopal congregations also very much welcomed!! I have just done Some Thinkin' over the last few years and probably theologically I am more a Baptist or a Quaker or something than an Episcopalian but I care more about finding a faith community that feels like home that doctrinal specifics)

factors here:

- I am ok branching out from the Episcopal Church! Defs interested in other mainline denoms, esp ELCA
- Queer AFFIRMING churches only pls! I am too old to be merely tolerated
- Mpls itself strongly preferred since I don't own a car lol

I feel weird asking this but uh. anyone know good churches in the Twin Cities? I have been unchurched for a couple years but seeing priests at so many protests lately and reading a Marilynne Robinson novel is having the effect you'd expect on me

Loved this essay, which is free to any and all!!

come for my 18-months-late Longlegs takes, stay for a shot from Pulse (2001, dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa) that will stay with you for the rest of your natural life

Two things everyone talks about in conjunction: Taylor Swift and Warren Beatty’s Reds.

back on here briefly to note that I am now contributing to Monday Rundowns :) read all about my CHAPPELL ROAN CONCERT EXPERIENCE here!!

every day I thank Jesus Christ my Savior that I never learned to code

ok i'm gonna deactivate my account on here in like an hr. learning just how deep down the silicon valley weirdo slip-n-slide every single person who works at this website is has kinda broken my resolve to stick it out lol. i'll be back when i have something to promo but like. ugh

really disappointed that Taylor Swift hasn’t pivoted to shoegaze yet

thinking about how in like 2017 I was at a party and wound up talking to someone who was interning at SpaceX and she was going on in this evangelical tone about how amazing it was that you could just dial Elon's extension and talk to him. In retrospect, I believe this to have been a dark portent

wading into the Swift vs. Charli discourse to note that only one has a Letterboxd account where she's logging 5-star reviews of Aguirre, the Wrath of God

One of the best things ever made.

i feel like the journalism industry needs to invent a category for this post and give a prize to it in perpetuity

it is probably a bad instinct of mine but God do I ever miss professionalism as like a normal virtue

idk Posting is not an important enough part of my life to get riled up about this but I do think there is virtue in being stuffy and moderately hard to access if your job is "CEO." trying to be Fun Teacher is a high risk/high reward proposition

I think probably something is wrong on a website where one out of every five Discourses is about the programmers who work for the website and their odd posting choices

"i like a man's penis" is not a sabrina song and it's offensive to pretend it is. "i like a man's penis because he's STUPID" is a sabrina song. get it right

she does not have the secret sauce (horny for men in a way that makes her hate them more)

like i am not a swiftie but i don't think i've been like "wow this is like BAD bad" about her stuff before. whew

taylor trying to do sabrina...... WOOF

guess what today is

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

All you people who are like "lunar energy is just reflected solar energy" are fools, fools who think the power of the moon comes from the part you can see and not from the ancient spirits living deep in its core

super proud of this one! give it a read :)