Day 68 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
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Day 68 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
25.10.2025 18:12 β π 756 π 64 π¬ 19 π 3OUR GREAT NATIONAL GROVERHAUS IS TAKING SHAPE
25.10.2025 16:06 β π 790 π 199 π¬ 10 π 2A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.
I fucking knew it.
22.10.2025 12:59 β π 6365 π 2145 π¬ 30 π 49Mock duck? No, I don't think I will. They are innocent creatures, always enriching the pond and its environs with their playful yet haunting quacks
23.10.2025 21:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0omg that would be amazing!! will DM you now :)
18.10.2025 21:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Episcopal congregations also very much welcomed!! I have just done Some Thinkin' over the last few years and probably theologically I am more a Baptist or a Quaker or something than an Episcopalian but I care more about finding a faith community that feels like home that doctrinal specifics)
18.10.2025 21:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0factors here:
- I am ok branching out from the Episcopal Church! Defs interested in other mainline denoms, esp ELCA
- Queer AFFIRMING churches only pls! I am too old to be merely tolerated
- Mpls itself strongly preferred since I don't own a car lol
I feel weird asking this but uh. anyone know good churches in the Twin Cities? I have been unchurched for a couple years but seeing priests at so many protests lately and reading a Marilynne Robinson novel is having the effect you'd expect on me
18.10.2025 21:11 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Loved this essay, which is free to any and all!!
15.10.2025 17:57 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0come for my 18-months-late Longlegs takes, stay for a shot from Pulse (2001, dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa) that will stay with you for the rest of your natural life
15.10.2025 15:11 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Two things everyone talks about in conjunction: Taylor Swift and Warren Beattyβs Reds.
06.10.2025 15:18 β π 34 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0back on here briefly to note that I am now contributing to Monday Rundowns :) read all about my CHAPPELL ROAN CONCERT EXPERIENCE here!!
06.10.2025 15:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0every day I thank Jesus Christ my Savior that I never learned to code
04.10.2025 01:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ok i'm gonna deactivate my account on here in like an hr. learning just how deep down the silicon valley weirdo slip-n-slide every single person who works at this website is has kinda broken my resolve to stick it out lol. i'll be back when i have something to promo but like. ugh
04.10.2025 01:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0really disappointed that Taylor Swift hasnβt pivoted to shoegaze yet
03.10.2025 21:40 β π 145 π 15 π¬ 8 π 3thinking about how in like 2017 I was at a party and wound up talking to someone who was interning at SpaceX and she was going on in this evangelical tone about how amazing it was that you could just dial Elon's extension and talk to him. In retrospect, I believe this to have been a dark portent
03.10.2025 18:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wading into the Swift vs. Charli discourse to note that only one has a Letterboxd account where she's logging 5-star reviews of Aguirre, the Wrath of God
03.10.2025 16:59 β π 97 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0One of the best things ever made.
02.10.2025 16:03 β π 135 π 26 π¬ 2 π 0i feel like the journalism industry needs to invent a category for this post and give a prize to it in perpetuity
03.10.2025 15:51 β π 101 π 19 π¬ 4 π 0it is probably a bad instinct of mine but God do I ever miss professionalism as like a normal virtue
03.10.2025 16:20 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0idk Posting is not an important enough part of my life to get riled up about this but I do think there is virtue in being stuffy and moderately hard to access if your job is "CEO." trying to be Fun Teacher is a high risk/high reward proposition
03.10.2025 16:19 β π 29 π 5 π¬ 1 π 1I think probably something is wrong on a website where one out of every five Discourses is about the programmers who work for the website and their odd posting choices
03.10.2025 16:19 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0"i like a man's penis" is not a sabrina song and it's offensive to pretend it is. "i like a man's penis because he's STUPID" is a sabrina song. get it right
03.10.2025 14:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0she does not have the secret sauce (horny for men in a way that makes her hate them more)
03.10.2025 14:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0like i am not a swiftie but i don't think i've been like "wow this is like BAD bad" about her stuff before. whew
03.10.2025 14:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0taylor trying to do sabrina...... WOOF
03.10.2025 14:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0guess what today is
02.10.2025 15:10 β π 177 π 37 π¬ 4 π 1KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You canβt have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply canβt afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
All you people who are like "lunar energy is just reflected solar energy" are fools, fools who think the power of the moon comes from the part you can see and not from the ancient spirits living deep in its core
30.09.2025 19:14 β π 539 π 49 π¬ 18 π 0super proud of this one! give it a read :)
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