keddren

You know the one we want to see.

It is difficult to overstate just how abysmal @godaddy.com's offshore support is.

Periodic reminder that whoever is in charge of Youtube's UI should be thrown in a well.

Wouldn't have happened if they were allowed guns.

*is handed a note*

Ah. Alas.

I am somehow both older and younger than this man.

It is apparently Brown's Polysci department's position that discrimination is okay as long as it only affects a small number of people:

FFS, if that isn't a day one issue, I shudder to think what other mines are lying in that field.

"You are viewing a new version of Browse experience where we've made things more cluttered and also removed functionality!"

I would pay good money to sit whoever's in charge of the Azure portal's UI in a dark room and just scream at them for an hour.

Oh no! I, a small bean, wasn't allowed to be part of the fucking problem.

Yes, and those people are fucking morons. What point do you think you're making here?

Bold of you to assume it's just one thing.

When you hail a Tesla robot cab, it will now heil back

I am begging you to do some actual journalism.

Bold of her to assume the people supporting this bill are capable of shame.

As a rule, I don't tend to get into fights but if I ever do, I want Teal Dress backing me up.

I can't wait to read Benny's obituary, even though it will definitely be an exact copy of someone else's.

Even for this lush, it is way too early to be this drunk.

Ah.

In the trial for a murder this brutal, the jury would come back with a verdict in like six minutes.

I am begging you to do actual journalism.

First true thing she's said.

Always has been dot jpg

How are you this profoundly stupid and not dead?

Hey, maybe we could fix that if you all weren't such fucking cowards.

Long overdue, tbh.

Livestream it, buddy.