acertainmaybe

I'm sorry, that was genuinely a very bad joke.

Guess Jamie's lungs finally passed

*puts on sunglasses*

the sniff test.

YEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!

Also, that may not be his official nickname, but that is what I am choosing to call him.

If I were a hockey GM, I would sign guys based entirely on their nicknames, and that may be why I am not a hockey GM.

Name a better person nickname duo.

It's finally happening. We're getting a regular season game with both Chubbs and Chonk!

Humans should be able to hibernate

A display that has a big yellow light-up star next to a wooden painted block that says “I love you more than all the Stars.” Next to a small frame with a written note inside that says, “Except Jason Robertson.” And next to that, a small framed picture of a smiling Jason Robertson. Go Stars.

#TexasHockey🌟

bionic seguin is so elite

I see we're doing silly again. I approve.

Did Razor just say,"I think they made a 12," about the two sixes?

saaame

The moral of the story is: Jason Robertson.

The hangar should 100% sell hats that look like the Robo drawing.

Robo hatty!!!

Again I say:

Goalies' knees simply bend in ways mine do not.

Legitimately would not surprise me if that was part of it.

I didn't watch the team back then, but I'm still here for Sevvy spilling the tea.

Earlier this season, despite loving the team, I was finding them actively annoying/frustrating to watch, but that's not the case anymore, and I'm not sure I can describe what's changed. They seem less lost? maybe?

Back to banking goals in. You wouldn't think it would be a sustainable strategy, and yet.

Almost accidentally threw out my pickle, but disaster was averted.

Belatedly realized I am wearing orange today, so, if they lose, I am sorry.

samu tuomaala thumbs up, saying 'really good!'

arttu hyry saying he doesn't know any adjectives in english

thank you for the new reaction pics, texas stars finns

Hyry with the Harley levels of great quote.

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

Yay!!!

very funny performance from the green idiots, great work

Pretty hilarious. Every Dallas Star defender notched a point tonight. Yes, Alex Petrovic and Ilya 'headlock' Lybushkin included.

just replace mason marchment and mikael granlund with alex petrovic and colin blackwell. scoring depth's that easy