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This explains why I hate my brain

Out of the way, Big Pharma. This is a Big Snake Oil town now.

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Whoa. I didn't even notice the illustrator in the room with us

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The death panels and FEMA concentration camps are finally real and brought to you by the same folk that tried to scare you about these fake things back in the day and now we are supposed to feel patriotic about killing and harming people in massive numbers

Happy Independence Day

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I HAVE DECLARED A CEASEFIRE BETWEEN HOUSE ATREIDES AND HOUSE HARKONNEN. ARRAKIS IS SAVED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Did he sing John McCain's little song when he did it?

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Can confirm

To maga, their team good. Other team bad. Bad thing happen, must be other team

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My neighbor with the giant gadsden flag up in his garage watching me march by to join the No Kings protest

For fucking real

She rolled that guy up and smoked him

He's just relaxing

Being hygienic and self sufficient is powerful masculine big dick energy, young men

2025 black widow count on the catio: 🕷🕸

You get food from a gross eerie store? This is why I only eat at McDonald's.

Ready 2 eat

Oof. I hear step one is a sin nowadays

One of the cool things about life is there's a giant freight train of grief bearing down on us all and there's no way to get off the tracks.

Also, Canada, I love you and hate this ridiculous made-up horseshit that we're supposed to be enemies now because the world's orangest weirdo said so.

Why though?

Like 2 frogs fucking in a rock tumbler

I mean...

A little of both. It's 2 enclosures joined with scrap, mesh and a door out to the human patio

A beautiful day on the catio

Holy fucking shit the unabashed evil of that stain on humanity