Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
30.06.2025 22:12 β π 5979 π 813 π¬ 95 π 20@rga24.bsky.social
sports sufferer with leftist politics, truly unique, i know. "Im me, I do me, and i chill...#waddupdoe" #NYY #EFC #NYG #NYCFC
Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
30.06.2025 22:12 β π 5979 π 813 π¬ 95 π 20the national Democratic Party will absorb this result, take a long look in the mirror, and find a way to run Andrew Cuomo for President
25.06.2025 01:50 β π 1530 π 201 π¬ 31 π 6gavin newsom found dead in a ditch thank god
24.03.2025 20:29 β π 355 π 40 π¬ 0 π 0a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.
18.02.2025 15:47 β π 12283 π 2440 π¬ 795 π 1075Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So itβs time for him to go.
one of the best football matches i've ever seen.
David Moyes, thank you for allowing me to feel joy while watching my club again.
#UTFT
was in a Wikipedia rabbit hole in the wake of Irv Gotti's death bc i was like 7 yrs old at the peak of the Murder Inc./G-Unit beef and i'm sorry what do you mean Vanessa Carlton was one of Murder Inc's most successful artists at the time??? π
07.02.2025 21:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes. Dan Orlovsky had it right a month ago.
youtube.com/shorts/egmZi...
Charles Barkley looking exceptionally dumbfounded
how those "Who He Play For?" segments are gonna have me lookin like after this trade deadline
06.02.2025 20:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you did, you would've been voraciously protesting every AIPAC Democrat from the START for their twisted misrepresentation of you!
It would've been a personal attack on your very "Bleeding Heart" being!
But you didn't.
You said, "That's ok. Genocide isn't a deal breaker for me."
Hypocrits.
Anyone who's trying to claim Trump's plans for Gaza as a moment to gloat in the face of people who had the morality to say "no. that's too far." never gave a sh*t about Palestinians in the first place.
05.02.2025 16:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Remember when we said Sandy Hook was a turning point for gun control? Bc when we, as a nation, said the slaughter of those children didnt cross the line, it was clear nothing would.
Well the Democrats handling of Gaza was that litmus test for the morality of their centrist establishment voter base.
Harris was just as complicit in Biden's policies as anyone.
And given what she's said, and the fact that almost every Democrat in Congress is an AIPAC puppet anyway(!), there was little reason to believe anything would've been that different.
Trump's just finishing what the Democrats started.
For a year and a half, the Democratic Party near unanimously misrepresented their constituents & voted in favor of using our taxes to fund a genocide that has united the entire world against us (impressive feat, really) while also eroding our domestic civil liberties at the behest of Zionist $$$.
05.02.2025 16:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If almost every Democrat actively supporting/funding a f*cking GENOCIDE wasn't going to cross the line for you, what would?
If not then, when would anyone be allowed to say "No" to the "lesser evil"?
None of those Democrat ghouls get to stand on any moral high ground or claim to be on the "left".
At a certain point, you don't get to call yourself someone "on the left" anymore.
How?
How can you possibly claim to support these left wing virtues & co-sign these AIPAC-bought Democrats who have been supporting henious acts that SHOULD be antithetical to your entire alleged worldview???
The entire world(!) is at a consensus against Isr*el's crimes against humanity, but they're toothless to do anything bc the US govt stands in the way.
You see how insane that is?
Our money/support is the main reason why 1 of the worst genocides in modern history continues on.
& you're ok w that?
Simultaneously near unanimously voting to suppress the free speech of protestors(!), setting up the legal path down a disturbing road to equating all critiques of Isr*el as anti-semitism & proesters as terrorist sympathizers.
The Democrats literally opened that door up for the Trump administration!
Hypocrits! For a year & a half, almost every Democrat in Congress & the White House supported sending our taxes to the systematic extermination of the Palestinian people.
Anyone who has done 10 mins of research on the past 100 years already knew there was hardly two sides to this conflict.
I understand that there's a large contingent of blindly hero-worshipping middle-class Boomers #onhere who are trying to do "I told you so" victory laps re: Trump & Gaza.
I don't think it's off base to say that, in terms of moral bankruptcy, that's really not that far off from the avg Trump voter.
CIA...
youtu.be/MFNn8itfCZ4?...
If you're protesting tomorrow:
"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."
MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.
i think it's super cool that the government is run by the klan right now
04.02.2025 04:11 β π 9010 π 2024 π¬ 387 π 55There is still beauty in this world
04.02.2025 17:38 β π 73545 π 11481 π¬ 1400 π 733This is:
- loser behavior
- a reminder to not post things that ppl can use to really (like actually) come after you
- a sign that plenty of these ppl know how much trouble they'll be in if they lose the momentum they have and people realize en masse that unelected folks are infiltrating the fed govt
Pathetic
03.02.2025 15:41 β π 115 π 19 π¬ 3 π 1Honestly, the fact that Nico Harrison has a job is a positive sign.
The fact that incompetant PoC fools can fail ass backwards up the ladder now too is a sign of progress!! π
another winner of the Luka/AD trade is every frat boy who bought a throwback Luka Mavs jersey in hopes that it'd someday become a vintage.
returns coming in earlier than expected π
It's incredible that, even in the face of total calamity caused largely by DECADES of hubris & inaction by the Democratic Party, middle-aged "When they go low, we go high" moms are STILL Stan-ing that antiquated neoliberal political machine. Hogg is no messiah, but his words then are even truer now.
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