Pete Puma

This administration has made me less afraid of dying personally, but infinitely more afraid for my kids.

I love baseball, but even if you don’t, you should watch this. It’s like if self-help people weren’t trying to sell you something and actually wanted to help.

https://youtu.be/03y6iSad2zE?si=zZpNR8Q8yQudFFZ8

On a recent trip to Lima, Peru, I took a number of Ubers in Chinese cars, and they seem every bit as good as what we can buy here. I asked a number of our Uber drivers how they liked them and they were very pleased. American car manufacturers should be worried.

Unfortunately, my New Year’s resolution was to stop taking advice from absolute cunts.

I’m very excited for the Mets. They got rid of guys I thought were douchebags and I’m excited not to see them anymore. Alonso is not one of them.

Thought it might be nice to propose to my girlfriend this Valentine’s Day, but I’m unsure of how my wife will react. Any advice is welcome.

Fuck this whitewashing bullshit.

Just seen at my house.

This is a take I’m totally good with, but I’m an “all religions are bad” kinda guy.

We don’t get vaccines because rich pedophiles want to keep pedophilin’

Somebody should explain to Andy that just because he got an erection watching Bad Bunny doesn't make it pornography.

I'm old enough to remember when Rage Against the Machine was apolitical.

The Pedophile of the United States is concerned about what young people are seeing in the halftime show.

My new hobby is naming the craters on Tulsi Gabbard’s face.

Predatory lending is all the rage these days. Gotta love it.

Yes, ironically enough, we do have that in common with him.

“Advising” is the new lingo for “fucking,” yes?

Totally agree, but whenever I say that, I get some schmegeggy telling me that I should be sympathetic or some nonsense. As far as I’m concerned, if you voted for him in 2024, you’re not only dumb, but also a terrible person.

South Florida is a special place.

Say what you want about him, but he's really good in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

He was so good on It's Always Sunny.

Whatever happened to that pudgy turd rapper with the dumb facial hair?

I'm sure FEMA is on its way. They don't have any money anymore, but they're on their way.

Can someone explain to me why it's so difficult for trump supporters to get their heads around where the tariff money is coming from? Because they all seem to think foreign countries are paying them and "bringing money into the U.S."

And more than likely a murderer of multiple people.

I'm more convinced every day that the unreleased Epstein files contain credible evidence of multiple murders. It's not just rape and pedophilia.

I don’t interact enough to warrant showing up I think. It’s fair. I’m mostly a doom scroller at this point.

I'm on a zero-like streak I hope never ends.

I'm going to see the Melani movie because I want to be alone for a few hours.

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.