Plan 9 From Outer Space

I used to read books like Lord of the Rings or watch movies like Star Wars and think the villains were unbelievable. And of course, now watching the tech oligarchs (who could not spend all their money if they tried) destroy civilization for power, I’m like, guess I was wrong. People are that awful.

I think it’s important to remember that “the village idiot” isn’t necessarily that village’s ONLY idiot, he’s just the most famous one

So this happened. #gardening

Prepared for a new #gardening season! #lava

Final seed bed is in! Tall ones in the middle. Medium flowers around them. Low growers on the edges. #flowers #garden

#flowers #camilla

I love The New Yorker!

At last! My camilla finally bloomed. A great blast of color by my front door! #flower

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My dogs. Bred for extreme weather. Currently pissed off because it’s raining in Southern California. Checking every door to see if it’s raining on that side of the house. So rotten. #dogs

If your spouse needs a safe word with her friends to protect herself from you, you should be in therapy.

Or in prison.

Not the Secretary of Defense.

No foreign power has ever posed as massive and immediate a threat to the United States as the current administration.

The turd that won’t flush.

Mexico denied a US military plane from landing with deported immigrants today, foiling Donold’s plans.

And there you have it. A DUI hire for SECDEF. What a clown.

Vote with your, with your feet, with your heart

Our culture and politics have devolved into a never ending episode of the Jerry Springer Show.

Always a dim bulb. His light is flickering and about to go out. #trump

Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps.

The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.

History is repeating. Pay attention.

Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏

Nose picker. Probably still eats paste too.

From the Scottish Herald yesterday #twilightzone

Flower seeds planted. Squirrel proofing installed. Just try and dig up my garden now you little jerks!

Snoopy carrying a flag that says “Kristi Noem shot my friend”

Snoopy out here protesting Kristi Noem’s confirmation

Departing January 20th. Flexible boarding times. Window seats still available.

#mydog

Love me some Tim

Thanks.

Translation: They’re writing an AI version of Grimm’s Fairy Tales.