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Three reliquaries looking rather annoyed

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

Also Mom very thoughtfully packed the huge to go container so I could take it with me. This went on for years.

I always hated green bean casserole and my sister knew this. One year, she told my mom how much I loved green bean casserole so mom made extra and piled my plate with the stuff while my sister laughed her ass off, me cursing her under my breath the entire time.

I actually had to sing it at a wedding. We skipped the verse about rooftop bathing etc and changed some other lyrics… wtaf.

ICE is confirmed in Asheville. Please share this widely to anyone who may see this who lives here.

stay safe!

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We had this book when I was growing up and to my dismay my little sister insisted on it being bedtime reading when my crush was babysitting her. Should probably thank her because I bet he learned something

It’s definitely wearing her not the other way around

Yup

Man I miss my Zune

Oh boy @juliethecranky.bsky.social wonder if anything from our #heistlist got nicked

If you are going to a protest today: I hope you are all fine. I really hope everything goes well. If it doesn’t, though- shut the fuck up and only use WATER to wash out tear gas/pepper spray/whatever, and do not touch or handle canisters, detonated or not.

Also wear a mask and drink water.

They look like about every other guy I went to high school with

CASE CLOSE

Well the video disappeared. The upshot is that “liquified organza” has a coating of clear nylon threads on the surface that cause the mesmerizing effect 😮

Dang it. I’ll try again later

Hey @juliethecranky.bsky.social here’s an explanation of the liquid organza we love ! /shorts/XA4YxQnIas8

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Don’t forget the Chomp and Froglet updates as well as the erm…graphic health details. 💗

I’ve been out of the chapeau biz for a minute!!!

Actually I’m wrong I think that’s a polyester crinoline. Sinamay is made from straw and is more like a fine weave straw fabric. Synthetic crinolines replaced horsehair as manufacturers got up to speed with new materials

That’s called sinamay, comes in all the colors and textures. This one is striped but you knew that already!

I like most of these headpieces, glad they are a feature!

It’s a fascinator I think, wouldn’t be allowed in the Royal Enclosure at Ascot but fine any other section. There’s now a new category called a hatinator, allowed with a minimum base diameter of 4 inches / 10cm.

Ah carry on then

Stop flirting you two, get a room already

Yes we’re dating ourselves. I was 16 in 79