Rolf Smeds

When we got another cat - a kitten just a few months old - she at first didn't seem all too perturbed by the vacuum, and I (naively) hoped she'd stay blasé about it.

Unfortunately our older cat quickly taught her to fear it, just like she does.

So then we had two cats flying around in panic 😑

mac.getutm.app

Every. Single. Time.

Maybe I should just stop drinking...

You forgot the --continvoucly flag, duh.

Huh, that too, apparently.

Unfortunately my brain usually realizes it's been duped after a few hours.

"Waaaait a minute there's no lion there's A MORTGAGE, WE SOLVED NOTHING AT THE GYM!!"

But it's nice while it lasts.

Have you noticed that the anxiety decreases significantly at the gym, at least temporarily? I figure it's because brains are optimized for a hunter-gatherer lifestyle and associate physical exertion with problem solving.

"Oh, we're running away from the lion! Solving our problems! Awesome!"

In this age of increasing threats from both east and west, Europe needs a new imperial war horn program for a credible defense.

We need a prefers-reduced-bling setting...

Big, burly legal arguments, with tears in their eyes... "Sir" they said, "Nobody has understood our true meaning before..." etc.

Drawing of lucky bastard test subject monkey in restraint chair, with recording electrode on his head, in front of a stimulus screen and a response bar he can tap, and... a juice reward mechanism! 🤤

What about a tasty juice reward?

I guess people are just desperate to get out of there 😁

Whew 😅 ok, that's what I figured - none of those words are in the vocabulary of Trump or anyone in the position to write his posts.

...Actually, this is a fascinating case of words that are neither in the bible OR in T's vocab.

Ok I have to ask: surely this is not real?

It's only Le Super Bol if it's held in the Le Superbol region of France - otherwise it's just a sparkling traumatic encephalopathy championship game.

Come to think of it, I usually do vibe cooking with a glass of wine (or, my go-to vibe cooking tool, a negroni)...

...So maybe I should do that while vibe *coding* too? Maybe the results would be even better? 🤔

What could possibly go wrong? 🤗

Vibe cooking!

Happens to me all the time.

nondeterministic, nonreproducible, but oh so enjoyable, and sometimes the end result is better than expected 🤗

You can comfort yourself with the knowledge that, if you keep going twice a week or so, you won't be that sore anymore after... <checks notes> ... half a year or so 🤗

My personal theory is that they were introverts who ended up going further and further north to get away from the crowds.

That would explain a lot, after all...

Oopsie, somebody forgot to deploy the localization files 😆

Because of course they don't have systems in place to ensure they're included...

Omg that headline 😆

5 pieces of beautiful, clean coal 🤗

me laying out my manifesto outside the pub at 2am vibes

😂

Being a person who typically writes long and painstakingly formatted text – with plenty of dashes – makes me feel like Deckard realizing he's probably a replicant himself.

I'm in the Director's Cut timeline.

It's important to maintain traditions.

My mental image of that thing has "Ei saa peittää" written on it.

Non-UKian here trying to interpret the message:

"Move London to Antarctica"?

"Bring the Tower bridge (and penguins) to Greenland"?

"Climate change will turn the UK into an arctic hellscape - only penguins can save us"?

I'm confused.

Sounds like they're looking for my good old friend firstname.lastname@example.com

"I believe another war is coming soon" says guy who is most likely to start a new war soon.