@franieldana.bsky.social
@pftompkins.bsky.social I was the guy who waved at you at the start of the Portland show tonight! Great fuckin show also sorry that having hundreds of people wave back at you was a less than pleasant experience :/
07.06.2025 06:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tbh I don’t really trust anyone who’s never been hungover on public transportation
12.05.2025 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Barista: “Alright that’ll be $4.99, you can tap to pay and the machine will have a question for ya”
*looks down, Square tablet reads
“Will you marry me”*
*looks back, Barista is on one knee*
I know that’s not what it stands for but every time I see this fire station my brain automatically says “Paul F. Dompkins” and it makes me smile
CC: @pftompkins.bsky.social
Last night I had a dream I had a dream I was on a gameshow called “Owen Wilson’s Gospel Blowout” but I can’t remember anything else from it and I’m furious
03.04.2025 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1A lady wearing a flannel and a floppy beanie was just singing along to “In Spite of Ourselves” and it made me realize I can never actually leave Iowa City it will haunt me forever
28.03.2025 03:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ACAB includes police officers
27.03.2025 01:34 — 👍 185 🔁 23 💬 10 📌 2There are supposed to be tornadoes in Portland tomorrow and I was super hyped until I remembered I don’t have a basement :/
26.03.2025 05:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just don’t fly @allegiantair.bsky.social because you will have to spend 8 hours waiting for the car rental place to open up because your flight got delayed for 3/4 of a day
11.03.2025 05:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Was just told by a rando at the bar that my coat/beanie combo makes me look like a wise old man and imma take that as a win y’all
09.03.2025 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A lot of bad things happen because parents just don’t want to admit their kids suck at sports
08.03.2025 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Phil Hartman were still alive he’d prolly have an EGOT
05.03.2025 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TBF I also read Island of Dr. Moreau but that’s also a garbage book as well
28.02.2025 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My goal for the new year is to read more but so far I’ve read an Animorphs book and the novelizations of Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones. It’s like saying “I’m not gonna drink beer anymore” and then just chugging whiskey every night
28.02.2025 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The more I learn as a geneticist the more I come to despise the idea of “nature vs. nurture” That’s not how it works at all
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