Tyler Cheshire

This is smaller but I'm losing my mind with so many recent films/shows that have memory hits of like "man thinks of family" in the most obvious situations where a man would think of his family. The lack of trust in the audience and actors is so depressing

a stay signed in prompt that never works and you always have to sign in

Screengrab of a shot in The Dark Knight where the Joker tells the Batman that they are destined to fight forever

we meet again my old nemesis

Gnatalie Portmanteau

opening my alarm app every half inning as I keep pushing it later and later as I lie to myself it's still a reasonable time to wake up before work. Sure, I can make my usual 20 minute drive in -7 minutes

It's nice when Shohei Ohtani does cool stuff and it doesn't just fuel existential dread inside of you because he plays for the Angels where the only thoughts that cross your mind are how pointless everything is while you think about your own mortality

It was only a matter of time until Disney pressed the "easiest money we'll ever make" button

Just heard an announcer on national television call someone I grew up playing baseball with an "old man" which doesn't make me feel ancient at all

Tron: Ares came out 15 years after Tron: Legacy and rumor has it that Jared Leto wouldn't have been interested in starring in it if it was much older

two women in lab coats probably not even using the science equipment right

as someone who directed one of these (a long time ago) you would not believe how much pressure you have from admins and department heads to include this shot (and the others you can also imagine). Here was mine

this is really going to send me down a rabbit hole and I'll report back with my results in 3-10 business days

pitching leader board for pace with the ten slowest pitchers with runners on base

according to baseball savant he's the 9th slowest pitcher with runners on. He's slow, but not awful with no one on. Doesn't help he's had bad control all year which I imagine leads to a lot of long AB's as well

Well, at least there's a new think tank to not do anything about this

I just had to disassemble mine bc the disc wouldn't eject no matter how many reddit suggestions I tried. Had to do it manually. I'm now afraid to put another disc in there and in my head all I can think is, "This is the beginning of the end."

I'm a reasonable man, but the writer who came up with two gun jokes related to TV insurance mascots in Highest 2 Lowest should be tried for actual crimes

I'm a reasonable man, but the writer who came up with two gun jokes related to TV insurance mascots in Highest 2 Lowest should be tried for actual crimes

The Dolphins #1 corner back is Storm Duck and he'd be like any competent teams #4 guy. He also got injured today. Josh Allen is going to put up a gentleman's 350 on them in two weeks

Dolphins season was over 30 mins into game one and then Josh Allen spit on their grave from New York

Watching Josh Allen create offense out of thin air and realizing that for the last 25 years as a Dolphins fan I've had to watch people like Cleo Lemon and Pat White face off against him and Tom Brady that whole time

In my mind this is literally the coolest thing anyone can do

Australians gotta have the lowest usage rate of their original accent, when starring in movies or TV, out of any country. Margot Robbie would rather die than have a character be from there

My friend will randomly send me some two hour old Russian movie for no reason, then I scrub through it and always find something insane like this

do the boys think about Ancient Rome every day? I don't think so. The weather? It actually might not be internet hyperbole to say they do on that (weather) front

Love when the boys group chat becomes the What's The Weather Like? chat for like a solid hour. Screenshots of weather apps. Institutional knowledge of local climates with statements like, "as you know it gets pretty windy this time of the year." Blurry photos from the car. That's the good shit

Gavin Newsome doesn't even have the decency to suck in a fun way. Nobody is getting a money in a chip bag story from this guy. Just a dorian grey ass motherfucker who stays young every time he throws a minority under the bus

ah yes. Gavin Newsome. The man despised by 90% of his constituents will certainly succeed in a national election. The only conviction that man has is how much product he puts in his hair every day before he gleefully strips unhoused people of the only things they own in their life

Example 1000 of this

a shocking thing to note, but good filmmakers can sometimes make bad films and bad filmmakers can sometimes make good films

are you a nasty, old, fuckin' grim ass lady? Then do I have a hit horror director you need to get in contact with

My brother and I went to a screening of Dreamcatcher back in the day, solely because they screened an Animatrix short before it

it's literally impossible for anyone to write a piece of fiction where a character is too stupid or evil nowadays. It's truly something to behold