Christopher Luxon NatGPT

What I'd just say to you very clearly is, as the good book says, "there is no greater parasite than one laying down a lie for your lying boss".
#LyinLuxon #TamaTwoFace #onetermgovernment

What I'd just say to you is, I've touched people in all the disaster spots & had a fantastic reaction.
#LyinLuxon
#alotofmovingparts

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What I'd just say to you is, I'm not a fascist, I'm fascist adjacent.

What I'd just say to you is, I haven't been informed, I'm not aware.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionofAssholes #OneTermGov

Food poisoning warning after Christchurch students eat contaminated school lunches www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

What I'd just say to you is, let them eat Michelin stars.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #Wedontdobottomfeeders #WorstGovEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, you can't blame me. I'm hardly ever in the country.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NickyNoClue $EconomicVandals #RegistertoVoteNow #OneTermGovernment #NZpol

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What I'd just say to you @rodemmerson.bsky.social is, luckily I only sleep 2 hours a night.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NickyNoClue #EconomicVandals #NZpol

What I'd just say to you @rodemmerson.bsky.social is, we don't do bottomfeeders. Let them eat food parcels.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, we don't do bottomfeeders.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #FloodUpPunchDown

What I'd just say to you is, we cosplay being the Coalition of small business but I have a lot more fun pissing in the pocket of a fascist rapist.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is...
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NZpol

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What I'd just say to you is, dammit, #StraightUpMcAnulty has destroyed another of my aces in their places.
#LyinLuxon #Nicky5Houses #EconomicVandals #3Billion4Landlords #HomelessnessEpidemic #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, they say after you get on your knees & kiss a fascist's ass, & impress him with the weird things you can do with your hands, your luck turns.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you @rodemmerson.bsky.social is, my team is, & always will be, fully focused on the cost of (landlord) living crisis.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you Winston & every other NZer for that matter is, there's no we in I.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, what a load of rubbish Labour's new free Drs visits policy is. As my Finance Minister #NickyNoClue says, we've underfunded health so much that bottomfeeders can't get to see a doctor "at all"
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

What I'd just say to you @domesticanimal.bsky.social is, exactly!
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstSpeakerEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, the good Lord looks after those that look after themselves.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, my Coalition is committed to never letting the facts get in the way of a NZ Herald headline trumpeting the successes we never had.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionofLyingCunts #NZpol
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What I just say to you is, sometimes you have to take a stand & choose which side you're on.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #Fascistfriendly #Coalitionofclimatedenyers #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, who needs AI? I've already got a misrepresentation rate of 100%.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, it's nothing another overseas junket can't fix.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

If the curriculum ain't broke, don't fix it From Auckland University - Opinion: How much did the Govt pay for a curriculum that is so inferior to the version already mandated in our schools? And how else might we have spent that money?

What I'd just say to you for the 100th time is, we won't be taking any advice from experts
#LyinLuxon #AtlasNetworkCoup #NZpol

How much did the Government pay for a curriculum that is so inferior to the version already mandated in our schools? newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/21/i...

What I'd just say to you is, for the record you don't have to have the the capability, or even an email address for us to throw a few million your way. All you need to say is the magic words "We're going to drill, baby, drill".
#LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfCorruptClowns
#NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, my Deputy PM assures me there was no need to get the police & the courts involved in this when a good employment lawyer, like his godmother, could have sorted it out & no one would have been any the wiser.
#LyinLuxon #PedophileProtectorSeymour
#NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, bless you Ingrid for trying to explai it's unrealistic for bottomfeeder teachers, drs & nurses to expect their pay to keep up with inflation. That's why she earns more than 2 teachers pay combined.
#LyinLuxon #StateMediaCapture #Letthemeatcake #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, ok #StraightUpMcAnulty caught Tama out lying in parliament today but personally I'm honoured. After all, imitation is the highest form of flattery.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol