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Get him on the PP!

17.11.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This hasn’t been true in a single game this year. This is just bullshit platitudes that make no sense because he’s a very tree ran, you can’t hold him accountable

16.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Flames are 11-1 in their last 12 against San jose. Have a feeling that will change tonight with them being the 32nd ranked team and offence and with SJ having Mack and the second coming of Dominik Hasek

14.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The block button gets aggressive use these days. I gotta remember to post here more

12.11.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I posted in the second period on twitter that the Sharks were getting caved in (they were) and that it was nice to have the familiar Sharks team we all know and love back, like a cozy blanket on a cold night. These are some of the responses and they are still coming lol what a hell hole lol

12.11.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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lol, lmao even

12.11.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Praise be to our lord and saviour, Yaroslav Askarov

The Sharks had no business winning that game, but he has turned into a literal brick wall

12.11.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three NHL players for a country that has one ice rink is legit haha

12.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t even know there was another Slovenian that made it to the nhl lol

12.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If warso doesn’t hold Klingberg responsible for today’s game, what’s the point of anything he says from now on?

12.11.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eklund needs to come down and cover the rail road pass. The other forward can cover the pass from down low to the high cross ice d man, otherwise like here he’s just standing in no man’s land doing nothing. This Pk is far too passive

12.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The PK letting a cross ice pass go through to a wide open Boldy is hilariously bad penalty killing.

Good bonus though, Askarov got all the way over and Boldy had to put that in a tiny top corner

12.11.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is an incredibly dumb penalty by Goodrow lol

12.11.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Klingberg will not be held responsible for his disaster first period, and will continue to log heavy minutes. Hurts my head

12.11.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every sharks player should buy Askarov and Ned a drink, because the structure is still so bad, but the goalies have come up huge. It’s a bit conceding when the goalies read the PP and react better and before the PKers

12.11.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Klingberg pinched at centre ice for some reason, got beat by Daemon Hunt of all people, then takes a hooking penalty. Please can we give more of his minutes to the young d men finally

12.11.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know what will help them get better, spending all their time in our zone - warso tells his wife in bed at night

11.11.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dear god. Make way kids we gotta play this witches hat instead

10.11.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m back

10.11.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

10.11.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hardest part of the rebuild is going to be when the Sharks are sustainably good and the fans and media need to change their thought pattern to pointed critiques/talking about winning on the margins/holding people accountable. Right now wins are fun and losses are still part of the process

09.11.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just capitulating, spineless drivel from the Toronto Star. Appeasement never works, I’d rather Canada and the provinces stand up to the maga nazi bullshit. It might hurt right now, but I can’t stress this enough, make them hurt more

11.03.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Lakshya Jain school of dipshittery lol

22.02.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck yes

21.02.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Guerin’s gonna get a bunch of people to storm the NHL offices to have the result overturned.

21.02.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 502    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

Eat shit America, cunts

21.02.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow. No notes.

20.02.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Approved

16.02.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least love point into the top 2 lines instead of *checks notes* Reinhart and a vanishing Marner

16.02.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

who’s banned from the olympic team? i’ll start: everyone on the lightning and related to the lightning organization as a whole

16.02.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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