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CJ Woodling

@cjwoodling.bsky.social

He/Him. I like words and numbers and use them to talk about sports. Co-founder of Crash The Pond, an Anaheim Ducks blog and podcast. Former Managing Editor of SB Nation’s Anaheim Calling.

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Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

28.10.2025 04:26 — 👍 933    🔁 282    💬 7    📌 12

Oh my god

02.11.2025 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fought a lot of people on draft night on the other site in 2023 when the Ducks picked him over Fantilli. Obviously it’s still early but Leo looks like he’s evolving into a game breaker this season

01.11.2025 05:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cropped screenshot of the original image with a kid taking a full pumpkin dump in the street

Cropped screenshot of the original image with a kid taking a full pumpkin dump in the street

My dude here shitting a whole pumpkin in the middle of the street

29.10.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty shitty time to be living in this reality as someone who did well in history classes

29.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As an Angels fan it reminds me what actually competent organizations look like

29.10.2025 04:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was one of the greatest World Series games ever. God damn moments like this remind me why I love baseball

28.10.2025 06:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are so many pro athletes sex criminals (I know why I’m just exasperated)

27.10.2025 22:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arte Moreno sell the Angles

26.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Correct let’s start the playoffs now

25.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bruins and Ducks playing the most dramatic games so far this season.

22.10.2025 15:14 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 2

Love that some people were calling Troy Terry a mediocre middle six talent 5 games into the NHL season

22.10.2025 03:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Ducks first lead of the year comes on a goal by

*checks notes*

Ross Johnston? 2025 really is off the rails now

22.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

existing in all other parts of life: we need to be thoughtful about how we integrate technology into human affairs

watching an umpire in the postseason: BRING FORTH THE ROBOT GODS

21.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 364    🔁 54    💬 6    📌 1

I regret to inform you that I cheered for George Springer just now

21.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Something similar happened when Ron Washington wanted to hire a 3rd base coach and Arte wouldn’t make him anything other than one of the lowest paid coaches in the league

20.10.2025 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In Vlad's defense, we have no idea how the Maple Leafs would do in this round of the playoffs

20.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 192    🔁 32    💬 3    📌 0

Vladdy I know you’re trying to rep Toronto for game 7 with that Leafs jersey but I’m gonna need you to take it off, burn it, and hire an Etsy witch to cleanse Rogers Center before first pitch

20.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Pujols negotiations falling apart over resources and effectively non-player spending is about as on the nose as you can get describing the Arte Moreno experience owning the Angels

20.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hope Arte Moreno had a horrific night

18.10.2025 04:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

counterpoint: my wife would leave me in a heartbeat if she had an opportunity to live there (though Howl might have something to do with that as well)

16.10.2025 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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white goalie masks with holes and orange lenses over the eyes mimicking the Ducks logo lying on rows of empty seats

white goalie masks with holes and orange lenses over the eyes mimicking the Ducks logo lying on rows of empty seats

The Ducks are giving out goalie masks 🫡
(via Anaheim Ducks)

15.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 347    🔁 37    💬 9    📌 45

Through their 2 games, the Anaheim Ducks are 4th in xGF% according to @evolving-hockey.com.

Sample size: don’t worry about it

14.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also that was a legitimately great period from the Ducks. They had great quality chances and basically completely stifled the Kraken after Dunn’s goal

10.10.2025 03:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is Victory+ forcing Frank Seravalli on my screen. I did not consent to this

10.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a baby is being held by a woman in a crowd of people . ALT: a baby is being held by a woman in a crowd of people .

Beckett Sennecke with the first goal of the Ducks season

10.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I completely agree that this team is now how Verbeek wants it. I’m just not in agreement that’s it’s going to be enough to get back to the playoffs. At the end of the day there’s only one way to find out

09.10.2025 20:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Given how big he and the players have been on making the playoffs, I think if they don’t at least get close he’s probably gone, considering this is supposed to be I believe the last year of his contract. Also I don’t believe he meaningfully upgraded the team this offseason. So we’ll see

09.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’m still skeptical they can make the playoffs due to the fact that success pretty much entirely depends on the kids breaking out under a new coaching system and not having much regression in goaltending. But at least there’s a clear direction, which is something this team hasn’t had much of

09.10.2025 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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