Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
28.10.2025 04:26 — 👍 933 🔁 282 💬 7 📌 12@cjwoodling.bsky.social
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Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
28.10.2025 04:26 — 👍 933 🔁 282 💬 7 📌 12Oh my god
02.11.2025 03:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fought a lot of people on draft night on the other site in 2023 when the Ducks picked him over Fantilli. Obviously it’s still early but Leo looks like he’s evolving into a game breaker this season
01.11.2025 05:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cropped screenshot of the original image with a kid taking a full pumpkin dump in the street
My dude here shitting a whole pumpkin in the middle of the street
29.10.2025 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretty shitty time to be living in this reality as someone who did well in history classes
29.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As an Angels fan it reminds me what actually competent organizations look like
29.10.2025 04:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That was one of the greatest World Series games ever. God damn moments like this remind me why I love baseball
28.10.2025 06:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why are so many pro athletes sex criminals (I know why I’m just exasperated)
27.10.2025 22:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Arte Moreno sell the Angles
26.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Correct let’s start the playoffs now
25.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bruins and Ducks playing the most dramatic games so far this season.
22.10.2025 15:14 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 2Love that some people were calling Troy Terry a mediocre middle six talent 5 games into the NHL season
22.10.2025 03:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Ducks first lead of the year comes on a goal by
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Ross Johnston? 2025 really is off the rails now
existing in all other parts of life: we need to be thoughtful about how we integrate technology into human affairs
watching an umpire in the postseason: BRING FORTH THE ROBOT GODS
I regret to inform you that I cheered for George Springer just now
21.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Something similar happened when Ron Washington wanted to hire a 3rd base coach and Arte wouldn’t make him anything other than one of the lowest paid coaches in the league
20.10.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In Vlad's defense, we have no idea how the Maple Leafs would do in this round of the playoffs
20.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 192 🔁 32 💬 3 📌 0Vladdy I know you’re trying to rep Toronto for game 7 with that Leafs jersey but I’m gonna need you to take it off, burn it, and hire an Etsy witch to cleanse Rogers Center before first pitch
20.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Pujols negotiations falling apart over resources and effectively non-player spending is about as on the nose as you can get describing the Arte Moreno experience owning the Angels
20.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I hope Arte Moreno had a horrific night
18.10.2025 04:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0counterpoint: my wife would leave me in a heartbeat if she had an opportunity to live there (though Howl might have something to do with that as well)
16.10.2025 20:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0white goalie masks with holes and orange lenses over the eyes mimicking the Ducks logo lying on rows of empty seats
The Ducks are giving out goalie masks 🫡
(via Anaheim Ducks)
Through their 2 games, the Anaheim Ducks are 4th in xGF% according to @evolving-hockey.com.
Sample size: don’t worry about it
Also that was a legitimately great period from the Ducks. They had great quality chances and basically completely stifled the Kraken after Dunn’s goal
10.10.2025 03:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is Victory+ forcing Frank Seravalli on my screen. I did not consent to this
10.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I completely agree that this team is now how Verbeek wants it. I’m just not in agreement that’s it’s going to be enough to get back to the playoffs. At the end of the day there’s only one way to find out
09.10.2025 20:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Given how big he and the players have been on making the playoffs, I think if they don’t at least get close he’s probably gone, considering this is supposed to be I believe the last year of his contract. Also I don’t believe he meaningfully upgraded the team this offseason. So we’ll see
09.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’m still skeptical they can make the playoffs due to the fact that success pretty much entirely depends on the kids breaking out under a new coaching system and not having much regression in goaltending. But at least there’s a clear direction, which is something this team hasn’t had much of
09.10.2025 19:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0