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So, by this logic, that would mean there is such thing as breaking a law by a less serious proportion?

With all due respect Sean...lick my nutsack.

Can't wait to see what happens when we put Mamdani in front of him tomorrow. He seems real stable.

I hate this timeline

Both these chains can eat a bag of dicks

Kevin doesn't have an office, does he? He just lives behind those bushes and eats out of the White House commissary dumpster.

Well, in their defense they had to all learn how to read first. Gotta walk before you can run.

Wouldn't all those cows get tangled in Gov Abbot's razor wire?

This only worked in his youth... y'know, when The Ton kept tabs on who was seen at Promenade.

They were looking for his soul but unfortunately you can't see inside of a black hole

Trump is a lame duck and PR and political poison. MTG might be the first to admit it by jumping ship, but she won't be the last. None should ever be allowed anywhere near politics again

I cannot wait until Bondi is disbarred

Department of War Code of Conduct: Lesson 1: always be sure to announce your plan to attack on social media. You wouldn't want to surprise your enemy.

Is it still an "exclusive" if he's in their studio every 2 weeks farting words from his mouth hole?

Expect more of this nonsense as more shit drops about Epstein. The walls are closing in for them.

A million monkeys with a million typewriters-type scenario. Write enough bridges and some are bound to be good.

Uhhh, wut?

You know they are out of ideas when they fall back to their first #1 hit: climate change hoax crap

Shhhh, Baghdad Bob has some stuff to say about the economy

Sure Lindsey, go ahead and sue. we'll all be glued to our seats to see the phone records during discovery. I'm sure we all know what they'll tell us.

If the shitty, over-roasted sugar delivery systems that pass for drinks they serve wasn't reason enough to boycott them, just remember they are also a horrible company.

I'd love to see a Disco Demolition Night-style event where instead of vinyl records, it's all Trump merch.

Any prediction as to if Johnson will trade yes votes on extending the tax credits for no votes on the Epstein files?

That must be some high-end mulch they are putting down

I predict another boat bombing or ginned up indictment is eminent

Oh no, please don't make him travel the country and put added strain on his "healthiest ever" presidential torso!

The fact that the bathrooms at my local endoscopy/colitis/Crohn's office are stocked with 1-ply TP that you can see thru seems like either an evil prank or incompetence. We pay enough for healthcare that you'd think we could at least get 2-ply.

He's a dumpster of a human. That's why even his veins look like they want to escape through his face.

People in Texas need to stop electing garbage human beings