The Good Maxwell

I think it’s cool that you can just comfortably make this statement about somebody. I mean this without irony or sarcasm. Very big guy energy you got going on here. Also now I gotta look this guy up.

It might have something to do with your ADHD diagnosis. Hope your treatment journey goes well. ADHD centered therapy and Vyvanse have changed my damn life.

You can make great jam, tea, or syrup. My grandmother used to candy them and put them in cookie dough.

@caelan.bsky.social, the good doctor tried to warn us like a month ago.

Le JeRPG.

Only need another $400 to pay all my move-in fees!

I’ll try to do something nice for all the new patrons and channel members!!

Yikes. Won’t even cut it with sriracha like an urban white? I bet this guy thinks milk is too spicy.

A pug-chihuahua looking up and to the left with an expression of deep concern and disbelief. He has endearingly crooked teeth.

My dog understands what it’s like to wake up every morning in 2025.

They’re all good ones from Lady Emily.

I bet Charlie Kirk could convince him ban books. They’re such good friends! I can’t believe I have to spend my weekend calling the governors office to demand he maybe do something about genocide.

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social I saw your podcast. That was appalling. If you keep swinging right you’ll lose the base. We’re at a red flag genocide warning and you’re playing buddy with Charlie Kirk!? Get off your ass and fight for the goddamn people who saved you from recall!

At least we know he can blow out a back?

YouTube video by Caelan Conrad J. K. Rowling: The Real Story

How many lies has Joanne ("J.K.") Rowling told about her former poverty, and how much of it was fabricated by the media?

Let's find out!

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Okay. I just had to be sure. I’m on board now.

I’m not mad Joseph, I just need context.

A picture of an elaborate portrait of Christopher Walken on the side of a house, surrounded by mounted plants.

I cannot stop thinking about this house near me that appears to have a shrine to Christopher Walken on it.

I thought I had scrubbed that meme from my brain. This is harassment.

It’s funny how you can accurately describe zoetropes in the dumbest way possible because when they aren’t moving they don’t look like they are moving, but when they are moving they appear to move.

An iced americano made with cherry blossom flavored carbonated water.

Alternate reality coffee break. Two shots of espresso over ice, topped with a can of possibly discontinued cherry blossom La Croix. It’s basically a carbonated iced americano. Very floral and almond adjacent. 🍽️

I didn’t need to be called out like this.

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I took a two months off to deal with the diagnosis and get my shit together, but not working meant not getting paid, (no sponsors, no real adsense) Ya girl is in the negative for the first time in the while after picking up my meds. If you got some bucks laying around:

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I lost most of my beard to alopecia, and every year or so I lose a new patch of body hair to it. It’s so strange and chaotic. I think a lot of people don’t consider how much time that chaos takes. Pivoting from a disruption is temporally expensive. But money can buy time so I hope this helps.

“It turns out the social fabric was good for business, so sorry guys, we’re trying to find the guy who did this.”

Maybe if I was an elected official during a constitutional crisis I would show up to meetings. Not just the meetings where they announce stuff will happen.

An image of Tako Tako King, a takoyaki bar in Amemura Japan. The takoyaki chef is giving an enthusiastic thumbs up.

It’s been months now, and the fact that nowhere else has vibes like Amemura is heartbreaking.

The electoral college is DEI for red states.

When you asked me how I was doing today and I said I was a high-tech low-life bisexual suffering from a monotony-driven malaise, I meant it sincerely.

That took a lot of guts. It was a raw and beautiful expression. For what it’s worth, there’s a lot of kickass bald femmes out there and I’m sure you’re one of them.

John F. Kennedy: 'Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make dance dance revolution inevitable.'