rosacorvus

am i accidentally avoiding my life?

cows and seals are on opposite sides of the dog spectrum

twas til it taint

smoked so much weed that i’m basically a sommelier

id like to imagine our crown chakras float above us like sims plumbobs

i wonder if my grandma has ever tried to pray my gay away

whenever i wake up because my airpod is under me i feel like princess and the pea

real recognizes real rofl

I was going to go to the socialist bookstore but I realized I could go to the library instead.

i hear the fire placements in this

if you go into a cave in the US there is a high likelihood of running into cheese, cougars, or freemasons

call that charlie’s angels full throttle

unloading the one liners in my notes like FEED MY PRETTIES

we’ve lost the romanticization of hotboxing

how can you surrender to them when you haven’t dominated yourself?

neurodivergent people just have double jointed brains

roller derby is just lesbian nascar

never been mad at an aioli

horror movies that rely on building layers of the plot rather than relying on jump scares >>>>

all my homies love bugs

ptsd flashbacks to when a man in a truck yelled “HAWK TUAH” at me

6th place is 1st on the other hand

Considering the peaceful efficiency of a coma.

Practicing self care by lying on the forest floor until the roots of the trees and mushrooms pierce my body and accept me into their nutrient web

my life falls apart when my toes aren’t painted fr