Drippi Droop

Jorja Smith x Pinpantheress when? 🇬🇧

Pokemon adults are actually worse than Disney adults because what even is there to be excited about with Pokemon???

This ice in the ice cube tray somehow froze into a spear

eating gnocchi with chopsticks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

girls are always doing this

Constipated all weekend now I'm pooping at the airport?!

Movie theaters should just.... always be showing LOTR. At least on the weekends

“Nothing that is happening right now is a shock. It's just a shock to so many white people because it's never happened to them.”

Christina Greer speaks with Democracy Now! about her new op-ed "Black Americans Are Not Surprised."

My strongest 2 memories of the 2008 recession are mom being so pissed while canceling HBO and Starz, and then all our food had a Sharpie 'X' on it from the food bank.

Going to visit my mom as she's on the verge of hospice. Planning on binge eating cheese and bread all weekend tbh

Puppy life day 1

public laughing fit at the way everyone else on my bus was transferring to the same bus and had to run in a herd almost half a city block, because the second bus was waiting for us when we got off.

This is so mean

The house when I wfh is completely silent except for me going "Ay Peter," and "Kuzco's poison, the poison to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison."

Bene Gesserit voice: “no worries if not”

Just ordered this bad boy. Hopping to get my dream soldering projects moving after some learning time

*No cash

My partner says if I get nunchucks I have to restrict usage to the neighborhood common areas... I was joking before but the temptation to become Nunhuck Nic to all my neighbors is undeniably strong

Someone really sprayed "she dead" on a mural of a sugar skull lady 💀

Oh ya, I always forget about that part. Just sick of tech bros whining that their computers are better.

If china wins who gaf?

Finna rent out the American Legion for a DVD trade-a-thon

Democratic politicians: "Now I can't speak for anybody else on Doge, but..."

brother, sister, fellow - it's actually your job to speak for me

We don't talk enough about what class traitor parasites tow truck drivers are. Oh you're trolling the streets for expired plates? I hope you choke

How do we get the funny people here? All these cheugsters and orange man bad gen xers are just not it

Three hardest things
for a man to say:

1: I need help
2: I was wrong
3: Worcestershire Sauce

I went ahead an built out my full Muppets Dune cast because I've been stewing on this for months. The Muppets: Dune

I been sayin this

Unctrollable tears welling up thinking about what could happen to national parks now