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Keith

@kgarner.com.bsky.social

Father, beer snob, coder, linux, mac, biking, geek, comics, cuss word enthusiast, podcasts, scifi, scoutmaster, whatever, my person opinions. he/him

42 Followers  |  73 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 28.09.2023  |  1.6835

Latest posts by kgarner.com on Bluesky

It was putting ketchup on a hotdog, right?

11.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Julie Benson - Writing & Whatnot β€” Benson Sisters Julie Benson’s solo scripts.

ICYMI posted some of my solo scripts. Yeah, I’ve been known to write passion projects w/out @shawnabenson.bsky.social sometimes. Delight in my Last Starfighter pilot, Eastbound &. Down, Parks & Rec, and Silicon Valley specs, and a period piece. Or not, whatever. www.thebensonsisters.com/julie-benson

04.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to live in the universe where your Last Starfighter series became a thing. I would watch the shit out of that

04.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember in the Matrix when Agent Smith said the matrix emulated the late 90s because that was peak civilization?

I think about that a lot.

02.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Late last year I bought my wife an espresso maker for home so can get her daily mocha fix at home instead of driving to visit the mermaid each morning.

I didn't realize that would cause layoffs and restructuring.

25.09.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shhh, i'm lurking :)

ok, maybe not

25.09.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I figured as much.

10.09.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we in "see ya tomorrow" territory when Maureen has a deadline? That never happens!

10.09.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been experiencing that the past few weeks myself

10.09.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hands off our city, jagoff

Hands off our city, jagoff

Chicago forever

06.09.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10537    πŸ” 1891    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 73
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The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

06.09.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 36182    πŸ” 11150    πŸ’¬ 2099    πŸ“Œ 1286

With the Trump Administration about to roll its ugly occupation into Chicago, I wanted to write a little lyrical love letter to the city. dansinker.com/posts/202…

05.09.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 568    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 33

I paid for this beautiful landscaping and, as God is my witness, you WILL look at it and be amazed.

27.08.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you seen Goof on the Roof?

05.08.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take: fuck this shit

22.06.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and who's that hiding behind the curtain? Its cuckold stephen miller

05.06.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

F5 Friday is back on the menu... but this time on Thursday

05.06.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@dansinker.com @maureenjohnsonbooks.com If there was any doubt about the "breakup" square on SOUP... i think its been erased today

05.06.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.

22.11.2024 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5606    πŸ” 1606    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 134

My bike was classified a hybrid because the β€œgravel” term wasn’t in wide use yet.

It’s so nice to have a β€œgo anywhere” bike and not have to worry about it.

21.11.2024 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure if I’m moving here, but lots of my folks I miss from that other place have seem to have landed here. I might as well take a peek.

20.11.2024 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@spruance.bsky.social MARK NOTARUS

28.09.2023 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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