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Mf “by the way’d” his own “by the way”

Wow. Sidney Reid, the DC woman just found not guilty of assaulting an FBI agent, issues a withering and gutsy statement on Trump through her attorneys.

"I feel sorry for the prosecutors really, who must be burdened by Trump's irrational and unfounded hatred for his fellow man."

It's a must-read:

People who work for special education already have to make do with so little. This happens while Argentina gets a $20 billion bailout.

If you don't want to be compared to Nazis, maybe stop copying from their playbook.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

pre-Trump Carolla would have unequivocally supported his friend and shit on the government overreach.

the latest in this trend of people who jumped on the Trump train in 2024 and are now realizing what they signed up for but refuse to admit any buyer's remorse so instead they're minimizing it.

#AccidentalAlanPartridge

Don’t Be Fooled by a Trump-Xi Deal on TikTok Regardless of any agreement, Trump has been breaking the law all year.

It's a cliche to say it at this point, but breaking the law for over a year while negotiating a deal that gives two of his biggest campaign donors part ownership over the most influential social media platform in the world would have been the defining scandal for any other president.

I feel like when Matt fucking Drudge is comparing policies to the Nazis we are not in a good place

National park to remove photo of enslaved man’s scars The Trump administration is ordering the removal of information on slavery at multiple national parks in an effort to scrub them of “corrosive ideology.”

donald trump and the white nationalists that run his government want you to think that slavery was just fine www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

I’ve never witnessed someone’s soul turn to dogshit in real time like I have with Gutfeld.

ive never seen anything like rhetoric coming from the right in the last week, this is absolutely insane and it needs to stop and people in power need to start speaking the fuck up like right the fuck now

Kirk didn't serve in the military or hold office. The war hero treatment -- half-mast flags, military guard, Air Force Two escort, calls for a statue at the Capitol or to lie in the Rotunda -- shows that for MAGA, service to Trump has become the highest, most honorable form of service.

Running joke but he dated Dasha (also a running joke)

You know how committed to racist you have to be to leave a TV job to work at the EEOC?

say what you will about donald trump he got cracker barrel to put the gay guy back in its logo

Also most often the TV was shared with other family members. My dad coming in and changing it to MacNeil Lehrer Hour put a crimp in my Looney Tunes plans.

the arrest of the man in the picture is unconstitutional under prevailing conservative jurisprudence that long predates even trump

I am being doxxed

Smothered covered chunked??

People didn’t “used to be fine” without air conditioning during heat waves in the U.S. - a lot more people *just died*.

According to this study, air conditioning has cut heat deaths in the U.S. by around 80% since 1960.

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This is honestly what I’d like someone to tell, say, Greta Gerwig.

I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, appreciating it as the home of the last Popeye’s buffet in existence.

Kris nailed it 40 years ago. Happy 4th.

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

KEN JENNINGS: This sport, played with a bat, requires players to hit the "ball" to get on "base"

LIBRARIAN WITH THREE PHDs: What is curling

Reminds me of when Chris Christie said he was giving him the name Donald DUCK. That really showed him.

I think people still ride for Terms of Endearment and The Last Emperor but admittedly they don’t have the same cultural footprint

It seems to me that Peter Theil is not smart in the way that a lot of men who are smart but vain become not smart - they decide that an unorthodox view makes them sound even smarter and then surround themselves with others dedicated to that view and try to be the biggest fish in that small pond.