Chris Doyon

BREAKING: President Trump has vomited a pint of shrimp cocktail slurry onto Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman.

The irony being that he became a somehow even less sympathetic and less funny version of his character from that show

The CEO has a very specific kink...

Shout, shout. Let it all out. Your bean casserole we can do without. Come on.

"What birthday gift should a 50ish man buy for the teenager he's dating?" is definitely more of a Twitter/X question

"What birthday gift should a 50ish man buy for the teenager he's dating?" is definitely more of a Twitter/X question

So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?

The phrase “very mature for her age” is waiting in the shadows to make it’s horrible appearance

Everyone is downplaying that Mar-A-Lago is a vector in the Epstein pipeline so it’s good to point this out

A LinkedIn ad showing Jensen Huang shaking hands with some vague fashion executive: L'OREAL 6,204,444 followers Promoted We're thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to supercharge beauty with next-gen Al. WELCOME TO NVIDIA L'ORÉAL GROUPE

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Don’t rush it, Kal

a bunch of guys in close proximity to the worlds most famous living pedophile saw him say “quiet piggy” to a woman and didnt hospitalize him with blunt objects what are we even doing here

Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.

We'd have less fascism if more guys got knocked the fuck out early in life for stuff like this until they dropped the habit

NEW: The White House intervened in a DHS investigation.

The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.

The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.

Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.

A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro

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Why Hospital Policies Matter in States That Ban Abortion Our first-of-its-kind data analysis found that a seismic split emerged in how medical institutions in Texas' two largest metro areas, Houston and Dallas, treated miscarrying patients — and in their ou...

The rate of sepsis in Houston surged 63% after Texas banned abortion.

In the Dallas-Fort Worth area, where hospital leaders empowered doctors to intervene before patients’ conditions worsened, it rose 29%.

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If you’ve never nodded off during a Tarkovsky film, you’re probably not a true cineaste

Helsinki just went a full year without a single traffic death The capital city is Finnish’ed with car-related fatalities.

“Helsinki hasn’t registered a single traffic-related fatality in the past year…Citing data that shows the risk of pedestrian fatality is cut in half by reducing a car’s speed from 40 to 30km/hr, city officials imposed the lower limit in most of Helsinki’s residential areas & city center in 2021.”

Hakeem Jeffries @hakeemjeffries Marjorie Taylor Greene is crushing Donald Trump right now. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 8:04 PM • Nov 14, 2025

it's really important to pay attention to how Dem leaders are always eager to pat a fascist on the back, but when a socialist talks about affordability, equality, & security for all, those same Dem leaders choose to slander, smear, or ignore them. (it's because liberal centrists are fascists)

He noted that during her grand jury presentation she appears to have misrepresented a basic tenet of the law by suggesting that Mr. Comey did not have the right, under the Fifth Amendment, to avoid testifying at his own trial. She also appears to have made another astonishing error, Judge Fitzpatrick said. In his ruling, he pointed out that she told grand jurors that they did not have to rely solely "on the record before them" to return an indictment against Mr. Comey, but instead "could be assured the government had more evidence - perhaps better evidence - that would be presented at trial."

I’m not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to tell the jury to “vote assuming we actually have a whole bunch more secret evidence”

Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”

Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.

The first person or Party to run on not just abolishing these institutional powers, but imprisoning everyone involved with these crimes against humanity will win a free and fair election if they still exist.

For all the men who are like, "I can't believe so many people don't care about the President being a pedophile!"

Congrats, now you know how women feel about men who harass and assault them all the time. We walk around feeling like this.

I desire having never seen this

The unstoppable middle management energy to keep[ coming up with novel ways of destroying brand value

Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, is seen in a booking photo from the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office.

Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵